was fat with
big eyes and
low
forehead
had a perennial
smile
due to an
underslung
jaw
killed his eldest son
with blows
in a moment
of anger
appeared to be uncomfortable
after the age
of
40
excelled in progress
and
butchery
died in 1584
at the age of
54, weighing
209
pounds
last summer
they removed his
skeleton
from the Arkhangelsk Church
in the Kremlin
to make a
lifelike bust
now he's almost done
and looks like
a 20th century
bus driver