Subject: TO BE 6 AGAIN
 
Oh, to be six again: A man asked his wife what she'd
like for her birthday.
 
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
 
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the
Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear -
everything there was! Wow!
 
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park,
her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to
a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her
a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie - the
latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, buttered popcorn,
Coca-Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
 
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked,
"Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One
eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!."
 
The moral of this story: Even when the man is
listening, he's still gonna get it wrong. 
 

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