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Time is the greatest remedy for anger. Seneca
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We take no note of time but from its loss. Young
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Time has only a relative existence. Carlyle |
The hours fly along in a circle. Manilius
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Time goes on crutches till love have all his rites.
Shakespeare
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ru·mi·nate verb 1. To turn a matter over
and over in the mind. Synonym ponder. 2. To chew cud. --tr. To reflect
on over and over again.
I prithee speak to me as to thy thinkings,
As thou dost ruminate, and give thy worst of
thoughts
The worst of words
Othello
William Shakespeare
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
Today's' fact about Time and its measurement, a time quotation and a New Year Inspiration.
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The following year the panic of 1837 hit and revenues decreased. The United States federal government would never again be burdened with a budget surplus. The federal deficit started in 1837, and it has never been eliminated. Source: "Knowledge in a Nutshell" |
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A Child's View of Music These are stories and test questions accumulated by music
teachers in the state of Missouri. Morris dancing is a country survival from times when people were
happy. The double bass is also called the bass viol, string bass, and bass
fiddle. It has so many names because it is so huge. From | Source: Missouri School Music Newsletter, collected by Harold Dunn. | A man bought a mousetrap for his basement. When he went down to set it, he realized he had forgotten to buy any cheese. So he cut a picture of cheese from a magazine and placed it on the trap. Surprisingly enough, it worked. When he went down to check the trap the next day, he found a picture of a mouse! A Babylonian general was declared a traitor for leading a revolt. He
escaped the night before he was to be executed and hid in an old Babylonian ziggurat, or
temple, where he expected to find some of his associates. Not finding them, he began to
burn the papers they had left and was immediately recaptured. Two eskimos were paddling in their kayak along the Alaskan
coastline. They were out there for a long time and they started to get cold. During one of
their breaks they lit a fire to warm up, but tragically their kayak caught fire and they
drowned. "Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Army, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave." "Not me, Sarge!" the private replied. "Once I get out of the Army, I ain't never going to stand in line again!"
MEMORY PROBLEM A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I've got a terrible problem. I'm always forgetting things. My thoughts can be very important, but no matter how hard I try, I just keep forgetting them." TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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