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Thus at Time's humming loom I ply. Goethe
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As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. Thoreau
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Think with terror on the slow, the quiet power of time. Schiller
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Those that dare lose a day are dangerously prodigal; those that dare misspend it, desperate. Bishop Hall
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The velocity with which time flies is infinite, as is most apparent to those who look back. Seneca
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sa·li·ent adjective 1. Projecting or jutting beyond a line or surface; protruding. 2. Strikingly conspicuous;
prominent. Synonyms noticeable. 3. Springing; jumping: salient tree toads. --sa·li·ent
noun. 1. The area of a military
defense, such as a battle line, that projects closest to the enemy. 2. A projecting angle or part.
The King's face was slightly more fleshy than mine,
the oval of its contour the least trifle more pronounced, and, as I fancied, his mouth
lacking something of the firmness (or obstinacy) which was to be gathered from my
close-shutting lips. But, for all that, and above all minor distinctions, the likeness
rose striking, salient, wonderful.
The Prisoner of Zenda
By Anthony Hope
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
Today's' fact about Time and its measurement, a time quotation and a New Year Inspiration.
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In the Middle Ages, there was an unusual method used to elect the mayor of Hurdenburg, Sweden. The candidates would sit at one table resting their beards on the surface of the table. A louse would then be placed in the center of the table. The owner of the beard the louse chose to inhabit would be the next mayor of Hurdenburg. The Mammoth Book of Oddities - Frank ONeil
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Business owners sometimes work in a funny way. They won't listen to an assistant's suggestion but will pay huge bucks for a consultant to say the same thing. She said, "A lot of men
will be miserable when I get married." Camel Love Two young camels, a male and a female, once met in a remote corner of the Sahara. They found themselves immediately attracted to one another and a budding romance ensued. As this romance developed, they decided that they wanted to share their lives with each other, so they got married in a convenient oasis. At an appropriate length of time after the wedding, they became the proud parents of a baby boy camel and were ecstatically happy with their new child. Their only concern was that their new baby boy camel had only one hump. For this reason, they named him Humphrey. Bragging At a party, a man was bragging
about his new van, "...and you can work out of it, too. It has a cellular phone, a
fax machine, a built-in computer, even a VCR and TV..." A veteran was entertaining his grandson with tales of his war experiences. After a while, the kid asked, "Grandpa, what did you need the rest of soldiers for?" There was a blind man walking with his dog in the mall. All of a sudden he starts swinging his dog in circles over his head. A security guard runs up to him and says "Mister, what are you doing?" The man says "Just looking around." The Judge said to the defendant, "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you
in here again." QUIZ Say the following sentence without using any r 's. Once you think you
have it...scroll to below the "one liner" to see if you are
right . An Elegant Groaner Jose was an up and coming next to the assistant produce manager at the local supermarket. He had worked with diligence and integrity for a few years now and was looking for a promotion. His boss was a fellow from down south somewhere who Jose got along well with but who had a habit of calling the fruits and vegetables things Jose wasn't accustomed to hearing. The boss would call a potato a "tater", a tomato a "mater", a banana a "nanner" an onion an "ONyon" an apple an "aPULL", carrots "CARots", endive "'dive" and on it went. TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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Answer to the QUIZ: Dick and Bob bought a dog!
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