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"Time restores all things." Wrong! Time restores many things, but eternity alone restores all. Joseph Roux
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Who knows what may be slumbering in the background of time!. Schiller
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Bacon
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Remorseless time! fierce spirit of the glass and sythe, -- what power can stay him in his silent course, or melt his iron heart with pity! George D. Prentice
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mor·i·bund adjective 1. Approaching death; about to die. 2. On the verge of becoming
obsolete: moribund customs; a moribund way of life.
Provided, that Sally should be able to prove to the executors that
he had taken no notice of the gift by spoken word or by letter, had made no inquiries
concerning the moribund's progress toward the everlasting tropics, and had not attended the funeral
Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens),
The $30,000 Bequest.
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
Today's' final fact about Time and its measurement, a time quotation and a New Year Inspiration.
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William Henry Seward, served as secretary of state during the administration of Lincoln. Seward continued as secretary of state under President Andrew Johnson. During the Johnson, administration he became famous for the negotiation of the treaty by which the United States purchased Alaska from Russia. This achievement is often called "Seward's Folly." Alaska is the largest state in the United States. Alaska is also the northernmost, westernmost, and easternmost state in the U.S. It is easy to see that it is the northernmost and westernmost. BUT how can it be easternmost state as well? The long line of the Aleutian Islands extend past the 180 degree line of longitude. This places some islands in the Eastern Hemisphere. Thus Alaska is the westernmost and easternmost US state. Bonus Fact: On the night an assassin shot Lincoln, an attempt was also made on Seward's life. UPI | Comptons
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Hospital Humor Dictation Notes from Surgeons:
Stitches.net for 5/20/98: Submitted by vdison Three women rub a magic lamp and a genie pops out
and says,"You are each granted one wish." So the first woman says, "I'd
like to be smarter." From: Hallmartz | Found it in my files, perhaps from Prodigy?
From: Lulu_FM | Found it in my files, perhaps from MSN? TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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