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Tell your boss what you think of him, and the truth shall set you free. Anonymous
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When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. Helen
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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man! Elbert Hubbard
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ex·ten·u·ate
transitive verb 1. To lessen or attempt to lessen the magnitude or seriousness of,
especially by providing partial excuses. Synonym palliate.
2. Archaic. a. To make thin or emaciated. b. To reduce the strength of.
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
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What is an itch? Well, it is defined
as: pruritis, a stimulation of free nerve endings, usually at the junction of the dermis
and epidermis of the skin, that evokes a desire to scratch. It has been suggested that an
itch is a subthreshold sensation of pain. Both an itch and pain sensations share common
nerve pathways and they are generally considered distinct sensory types. Itching causes a
range of various sensations that range from a tickle to pathological itching. Pathological
itching can result from a dermatologic or systemic disease. But why does scratching an itch make the itch stop?
Actually it doesnt. If an itch is the result of an irritation of a nerve ending
close to the surface of the skin. Scratching the spot where it itches overrides the itch
by causing pain at the site. Scratching may also temporarily relieve itching by inflicting
short term damage to the nerves which prevents the transmission of the signal to the
brain. If the result of the scratching removes an external cause of the itch like a
speck of dust or a loose thread the itch will not come back. If the causes of the
itch the result of an allergic reaction ( a release of histamine from cells in the
epidermis) or a mosquito bite, chances are that the itch will return. Sources | Encyclopaedia Britannica | The Unbelievable Truth by Jeff Rovin |
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As in many homes throughout the US on New Year's Day, the husband and wife faced the annual conflict of which was more important -- the football games on TV or the dinner itself. To keep peace, the man ate dinner with the rest of the family and even lingered for some pleasant after-dinner conversation before retiring to the family room to turn on the game. Several minutes later the wife entered the room, smiled, kissed him on the cheek and asked what the score was. He told her it was the end of the third quarter and that the score was still nothing to nothing. "See?" she said, continuing to smile, "you didn't miss a thing." Bob's seat at the Super Bowl was in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter, he noticed an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yard line. He decided to take a chance and made his way through the stadium, around the security guards, to the empty seat. As he sat down, he asked the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man replied, "No." Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob said, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!" The man said, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "That's really sad," said Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?" "No," the man replied, "they're all at the funeral." During his first
skydiving class, the student asked the instructor, "If our chute doesn't open, and
the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?" The jump master looked at him and deadpanned, "The rest of your life."
Johnny got lost in the forest. When it got dark he
could not see and walked right off a cliff. As he was falling he caught a tree branch and
looked down and about 100 feet below he saw rocks sticking up out of the water. Johnny
looked up and asked, "Is there anybody up there that can help me?" From: David A. Rinke II | Funny Pages Mailing List Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this-I'm a US Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!" The following is a confidential report on several candidates being considered for our church leader. Adam: Good man but problems with his wife. Also one
reference told of how his wife and he enjoy walking nude in the woods. TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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