ALL THE REST –    February 22
  

Today's Quotations — ADVICE
 


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We ask advice, but we mean approbation.

— Colton

Good counsels observed are chains to grace.

Fuller

 

 
 

Vanity is so frequently the apparent motive of advice, that we, for the most part, summon our powers to oppose it without any very accurate inquiry whether it is right.

— Dr. Johnson

It is not advice, but approval that we crave.

Boufflers

 

The greatest trust between man and man is the trust of giving counsel.

Bacon 

 

word puzzleToday's Word – SALUTARY

 



 sal·u·tar·y adjective. 1. Effecting or designed to effect an improvement; remedial: salutary advice. 2. Favorable to health; wholesome: a salutary climate. [Middle English, from Old French salutaire, from Latin sal¿t³ris¿t³ris, from sal¿s, sal¿t-, health.]


From their natural tendency it is certain there will always be enough of that spirit for every salutary purpose; and there being constant danger of excess, the effort ought to be by force of public opinion to mitigate and assuage it. 

WASHINGTON'S FAREWELL ADDRESS, 1796  — Happy Birthday George!

Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary

 

Today's Fact

Over the next several days the facts here on the DM will be about Serendipitous Discoveries.
This is the first fact on this subject.

   

Serendipity
Discoveries

X-Rays

 

 
   
 
Serendipity, or chance discovery. This has been the means of a number  of scientific discoveries both great and small. 

 

 
SERENDIPITY 7

 

In 1859 the German physicist Wilhelm Conrad Rontgen discovered X rays. If you have been reading the DM over the past week you have probably guessed that the discovery of X rays was a result of serendipity.

Rontgen was repeating experiments by other physicists in which electricity at high voltage was discharged through air or other gases in a partially evacuated glass tube. These experiments had been done previously by Sir William Crookes, Heinrich Hertz and Philipe Lenard. The earlier experiments demonstrated that "cathode rays" could pass through the air and even penetrate thin metallic foil. Tubes with aluminum windows were later used to pass rays out of the tube where they were detected by a light produced on a phosphorescent screen. The rays only traveled two or three centimeters through the air.Rontgen decided to see if he could detect "cathode rays" issuing from an evacuated all glass tube without an aluminum window. No one had observed cathode rays under these conditions.

Rontgen thought this might be due to light from the cathode tube obscuring the dim light of the phosphorescence. He made a black cardboard cover for the tube. Then he darkened the room, turned on the power to the tube, to check if the cover for the tube effectively shielded light from escaping the tube. He was about to turn off the power to the tube and turn on the room lights when he saw a weak shimmering light more than a yard from the vacuum tube. At first he thought that the shield for the tube was not completely effective and expected that there was a hole in the cardboard tube. He checked and the cardboard sleeve effectively covered the vacuum tube. He turned on the power again and the light appeared in the same place - more than 3 feet from the well covered cathode tube. Lighting a match he hurried to the source of the light. He discovered that the source of the light was the little fluorescent screen that he planned to use as a detector near the cathode tube.


Rontgen knew that he had discovered a new phenomenon. These we different rays. These rays traveled well past the 2 or 3 cm. of the cathode rays. For the next several weeks he did a number of experiments to explore this new form of radiation. He was able to describe the qualitative properties of these new rays, but he did not know what the rays were so he named them X rays. 'X' for being unknown. His studies then showed him that the rays were not affected by magnets like the cathode rays. He discovered that they would travel much further than the few centimeters of the cathode rays. He discovered that the rays would pass through a bound book, blocks of wood, and an aluminum plate. The rays would also expose photographic film. The rays would pass through flesh and some tissue, but not the bones. Because of these properties the unknown rays could record skeletal images on photographic film.

This property of X rays was readily and quickly accepted by the medical world. In a very short time X rays were routinely used for diagnosis in hospitals throughout the world. Within a year of the announcement of his discovery of the X ray, 49 books and pamphlets and over 1000 articles were published by the scientific community. In 1901 the Swedish Academy of Sciences distributed the Nobel prize for the first time. Rontgen received the Nobel prize for physics.

Just to catch us up on a few more details.

  • Today there are no longer "cathode rays," we call them electrons.

  • Rontgen prepared a phosphorescent screen to see the "cathode rays." He knew that the "cathode rays" would make a glow about the tube, but he was color blind and also suffered from another eye problem and was afraid to trust his eyesight to see the cathode rays. It was because of this that he coated a piece of cardboard with a material that would glow. Had he not done this - he would have never discovered the X rays.

  • Rontgen lived to the age of 78. He continued to research the X rays for a large part of his life. Today we know that X rays have some dangerous side effects. Many measures are taken to protect the users from damage of the rays. Rontgen did not know of the danger of the rays. He was, however, protected from the rays by a booth he built in his lab. This booth was built not to protect him from the X rays, but to provide darkness to develop his film.

Sources: Encyclopaedia Britannica | The New Shell Book of Firsts

 

 



 

The Daily Miscellany Times

February 22, 1879

Old News = History


Woolworth opens a new kind of store 

American storekeeper Frank W. Woolworth was convinced that he had a winning idea. He was convinced in spite of failure. He is proof of the adage: "If at first you don't succeed, try again." His first venture was a retail store in Utica, New York. At this Utica store everything sold was the same reasonable price of - five cents. The store was not successful, but Woolworth was sure that it was a winning idea and today he opened a similar store in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. .  The Lancaster store is the F. W. Woolworth 5 and 10 cent store

The conservative Amish and Mennonite communities of the area thoroughly approve of this thrifty living and have given Woolworth's venture a warm welcome. If this store succeeds, it is Mr. Woolworth's plan to open a growing chain of 5 and 10 cent stores. He believes that centralized purchasing will help him to keep prices down and profits up.


The F. W. Woolworth venture was indeed successful. In less than 10 years he opened some 21 more stores in various towns in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, Delaware, and Connecticut, the majority of which were highly successful and were financed and managed in partnerships. By the end of 1904 there were 120 stores in 21 states and the District of Columbia, extending westward as far as Colorado. Woolworth founded his success on volume buying, counter-display merchandising, and cash-and-carry transactions.

In 1905  F.W. Woolworth & Co. was incorporated at a capitalization of $10,000,000. Over the years the stores multiplied in North America and Great Britain. The company purchased the shoe manufacturer and retailer G.R. Kinney Corporation (founded 1894) in 1963 and the apparel retailer Richman Brothers Company in 1969. In 1982 it sold 52.6 percent of its interest in its British subsidiary. In 1987 it acquired Armel, Inc., operator of sporting goods shops. Over the years it acquired other store chains dealing in sportswear, shoes, and children's wear.

"Sources: | On This Day | Britannica |"

 

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Today's SMILE

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 
   

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The following are actual accident reports made by individuals trying to describe an accident in writing making it as brief as possible.


Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.


The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.


I thought my window was down, but I found out it was closed when I put my head through it.


I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.


A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.


A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.


The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.


I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.


In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.


I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision so I could not see the other car.


I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.


I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.


As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a placewhere no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.


To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me I struck the pedestrian.


My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.


An invisible car came from out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.


I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.


I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.


The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran him over.


I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.


The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.


I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.



Good Deed For the Day

A guy is at the Pearly Gates, hoping to be admitted, and St. Peter says to the guy, "I can't see that you did anything really good in your life, but you never did anything bad either. I tell you what: if you can tell me one REALLY good deed that you did, you're in."

So the guy says, "Once I was driving down the road and saw a gang of bikers assaulting this poor girl. So I pulled over, got out my car, grabbed a tire iron and walked straight up to the gang's leader -- a huge ugly guy with a studded leather jacket, bald head but with hair
all over his body, and a chain running from his nose to his ear.

"Undaunted, I ripped the chain out of his nose and ear and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and, wielding my tire iron, yelled to the rest of them, 'You leave this poor, innocent lady alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged
animals! GO HOME BEFORE I TEACH YOU ALL A LESSON IN PAIN!'"

Impressed, St. Peter says, "Really? When did this happen?"

"Oh, about two minutes ago."



The Teacher, the Garbage Collector, and the Lawyer

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to Heaven. St. Peter was there and was having a bad day since heaven was getting crowded. When they get to the gate, St. Peter informed them that there will be a test to get into Heaven: they each will have to answer a single question.

To the teacher he says, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg and sank with all its passengers?" The teacher thinks for a second, and then replies: "That would have been The Titanic, right?". St. Peter lets him through the gate.

St. Peter turns to the garbage man, and, figuring that Heaven doesn't REALLY need all the stink that this guy would bring into heaven, decides to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" The garbage man guesses: "1228" "That happens to be right; go ahead."

St. Peter turns to the Lawyer: "Name them."


How High Can He Jump

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"


(A PRAYER)

"Lord, Thou knowest better than I know myself that I  am growing older...Keep me from the fatal habit of  thinking I must say something on every subject and on every occasion.  Release me from craving to straighten out everybody's affairs.  Make me thoughtful but not moody; helpful but not bossy.  With my vast store of wisdom, it seems a pity not to use it all, but Thou knowest, Lord, that I want  a few friends at the end."

From: William H. Rayborn



TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University

 

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"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad."

-Salvador Dali

 


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