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![]() Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they might of been. William Hazlitt |
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![]() Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. Jack Handey |
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![]() Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. Joseph Addison
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![]() Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the scheme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me. Unknown |
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
Mark Twain
er·satz adjective Being an imitation or a
substitute, usually an inferior one; artificial: ersatz coffee made mostly of
chicory. Synonym artificial.
There was a small battalion of them in their ersatz
Fourth Reich uniforms, goose-stepping and swinging clubs as they advanced, cutting a swath
through the crowd.
The Hofburg Treasures
Stephen Adams
page 419
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
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Coffee 3 - Decaf Source: When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth? - David Feldman | The Unbelievable Truth - Jeff Rovin. |
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A cheerful heart is good medicine, |
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
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