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Beecher |
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Mark Twain
ma·gus noun.
ma·gi. 1. A member of the Zoroastrian priestly caste
of the Medes and Persians. 2. Magus. One of the three wise men from the East who traveled
to Bethlehem to pay homage to the infant Jesus. 3. A sorcerer; a magician.
Behind her was a dark doorway suggesting an inner sanctum where a magus such as Gus Grodin might lurk until summoned
by some rogue or another wanting to buy or sell the Hope Diamond, the Ark of the Covenant,
or the Crown of Charlemagne.
The Hofburg Treasures
Stephen Adams
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES What's in a Title One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"
Pass the Plate A six-year-old girl insisted that as a new first grader, she should be
allowed to take part in the offering and put something in the offering plate during the
worship service of her Church. Mom and Dad agreed
CAT HEAVEN One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know". The cat thinks for a moment and says "Lord, all my life I have lived
with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord says "say no more" and fits each mouse with beautiful
new roller skates. The cat stretches and yawns and replies "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are theeeeeeeee best!!!" |
I can't dial 9-11. There's no 11 on my phone. |
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Have A Great Day Phillip Bower |
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