I
hope so.
Andrew Carnegie
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![]() Approaching dissolution brings relief. Neville
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![]() Forsake me not, O my God. Blaise Pascal |
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![]() The bullet hasn’t been made that can kill me!’ Jack ‘Legs’ Diamond, US gangster, killed in 1931 |
Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.
Benjamin Franklin
swarth·y adjective. Having a dark complexion or color. [Alteration
of swarty, from swart.]
Deerslayer saw at a glance that many of the warriors were absent. His
acquaintance, Rivenoak, however, was present, being seated in the foreground of a picture
that Salvator Rosa would have delighted to draw, his swarthy
features illuminated as much by pleasure as by the torch-like flame, while he showed
another of the tribe one of the elephants that had caused so much sensation among his
people.
THE DEERSLAYER OR, THE FIRST WAR-PATH
James Fenimore Cooper
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES It's Just Gotta Be love One day after church, the pastor couldn't resist going up to them to express his admiration. He said, "I find it so inspirational to see how deeply in love you are, even, after all these years, holding hands like that." The wife looked up sharply and said, "It's not love, Pastor, I'm just keeping him from cracking his knuckles." Another Memo from the
Boss It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning
in time sheets that specify large amounts of Miscellaneous Unproductive Time (code 5309).
To our department, unproductive time is not a problem. What is a problem, however, is not
knowing exactly what you are doing with your unproductive time. The newly installed
Activity Based Costing Financial System requires additional information to achieve its
goals. Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on
our observations of employee activities. The list will allow you to specify with better
precision what you are doing during your unproductive time.
If you want to make your marriage a happy one," said the lecturer to an audience
of young men, "you must have a realistic attitude. You must be patient with your
wives. When you are going out together, don't worry if your wife is not ready on time. The
thing for you to do is to have a book handy so that you can read it while you wait. I
assure you that you will be absolutely astonished at the amount of culture you will
acquire." - Source unknown |
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. |
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Have A Great Day Phillip Bower |
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