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I never had a policy; I have just tried to do my very best each and every day.
Abraham Lincoln
gauche adjective Lacking social polish; tactless.
Synonym awkward. [French, awkward, lefthanded, from Old
French, from gauchir, to turn aside, walk clumsily, of Germanic origin.]
Fortunately they were directed to a private table in a little alcove where he
could stash his bag without appearing gauche.
Left Behind
Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
May is frog Month on the Daily Miscellany - I hope you enjoy these facts about amphibians. God is a marvelous architect and his sense of humor and creativity is expressed in these interesting creations.
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Sources for the Amphibian - Frog series include: Encyclopedia of Reptiles and Amphibians - Editors: Dr.
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES Real Talent
Good News/Bad
News During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account! Source:David A. Rinke II / Funny Pages Mailing List Presidential Puppies President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Democrat puppies, Mr. President." Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Republican puppies." The president looks puzzled and says, "Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat puppies." The man smiles and says, "Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!" Why? Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels! Could Be Trouble A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following
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