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is absurd to say that there are neither ruins nor curiosities in America when they have
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Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln
myr·i·ad adjective. 1. Constituting a very large, indefinite number;
innumerable: the myriad fish in the ocean. 2. Composed of numerous diverse elements or
facets: the myriad life of the metropolis. - noun. 1. A vast number: the myriads of bees
in the hive. 2. Archaic. Ten thousand.
As late as this morning his press secretary and spokesman, Steven
Plannk,
former executive editor of the Global Weekly, had denied Carpathia's interest in the job
and outlined myriad demands the Romanian
would insist upon before even considering the position.
Left Behind
Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
May is frog Month on the Daily Miscellany - I hope you enjoy these facts about amphibians. God is a marvelous architect and his sense of humor and creativity is expressed in these interesting creations.
Amphibians and FROGS |
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Sources for the Amphibian - Frog series include: Encyclopedia of Reptiles and Amphibians - Editors: Dr.
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES Moses is
Called
A matter of
perspective A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a
bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our number one sport." Source:David A. Rinke II / Funny Pages Mailing List bjebonnie@juno.com Baseball in Heaven One day Satan challenged Heaven to a baseball game. Peter took a quick
look at the rosters and accepted warning Satan that heaven had all the greatest players
who ever died. Satan acknowledged, but told Peter don't worry we have a seceret weapon. Mary Poppins Mary Poppins was traveling home but due to worsening weather, she decided
to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for
the night. From Bill's Punch Line Terry Galan galante@MCMAIL.CIS.MCMASTER.CA |
The United States has just
completed work on a new missile, |
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Have A Great Day Phillip Bower |
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