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Someday, we'll look back on all this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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More from popular songs:

How about the Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder song "Emily and Ivory,'' (Ebony and Ivory)

or  Dolly Parton's "Coat of Many Colors'' heard as, "Codependent colors?'' 

or The most famous song from "Evita'' as ``Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.''

Or one from a song I never heard: "Hold My Hand'' by Hootie and the Blowfish, the line "with a little peace and some harmony''  heard as "with a little peas and some hominy.''

(I love hominy and peas, but my low-carb reduction diet does not permit either one of them.)

and the last for today:

"America the Beautiful.'' You know the words:

"Oh, beautiful, for spaceship guys.'', for amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain. America! America! God is Chef Boyardee . . .''

 

More Tomorrow!

 

 

Whoops – I Wish I hadn't said that!
A Quotation that the speaker probably wishes he could take back.

 

"This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important."

- H. Ross Perot

 

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