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More from popular songs:

The Cranberries had a song called ``Free to Decide,'' except some heard the lyric as "I'm freakin' inside.''


Bachman-Turner Overdrive "Takin Care Of Business" heard as - Baking carrot biscuits.


Simon & Garfunkel's "Are you going to Scarborough Fair?" heard as - Are you going to starve an old friend?


(Dixie Cups, "Chapel of Love") "Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married." heard as - Goin' to the Jack-O-Lantern, gonna get married.


(Jimmy Cliff) "I can see clearly now the rain has gone. I can see all obstacles in my way." heard as -I can see clearly now the rain has gone. I can see all life's fickles in the way.

Even the most common songs are often misheard - especially by children. "Making spirits bright" in "Jingle Bells" sounds like "making spare ribs right." And a friend of mine at work heard her child singing Oh well, Oh well to the chorus of the First Noel.

That's it for now "I'll let you sleep in heavenly peas." 

 

 

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? "

- Lee Iacocca

 

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