Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Samuel Butler
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Elsa Maxwell, September 28, 1958
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be
said to remedy anything.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr
A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a suffering man.
Gustave Flaubert
Unless a man or woman has experienced the darkness of the soul he or she can know nothing
of that transforming laughter without which no hint of the ultimate reality of the
opposites can be faintly intuited.
Helen Luke
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Jack Handey
so·bri·quet
also
sou·bri·quet -noun 1. An affectionate or humorous nickname. 2. An assumed name.
When I had come close enough to Jubal to distinguish his features I understood how it was
that he had earned the sobriquet of Ugly
One. Apparently some fearful beast had ripped away one entire side of his face. The eye
was gone, the nose, and all the flesh, so that his jaws and all his teeth were exposed and
grinning through the horrible scar.
At the Earth's Core
Edgar Rice Burroughs
No wonder that in France the sobriquet of
the mysterious Englishman roused in the people a superstitious shudder.
The Scarlet Pimpernel
Baroness Orczy
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
The Worker Bees
The worker bees of the hive have numerous chores. They build, defend, and
feed the hive. They also are the nursery brigade for the hive. The duties of the worker
bees follow a certain sequence which is dependent on the age of the bee. At first all of
the tasks of the adult worker are indoor tasks. These duties include: building additions
to the hive, storing food, ventilating the hive by fanning with their wings, guarding the
portals of the hive, and regulating the hive temperature through muscular activity. As she
continues to age her duties take her outside of the hive. Wednesday- Central America
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