Present mirth hath present laughter. What's to come is still unsure.
William Shakespeare
That laughter costs too much which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency.
John Quinton
I always knew I would look back at the times I'd cried and laugh, but I never knew that
I'd look back at the times I'd laughed and cry.
Shaun Prowdzik
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes
a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of the soul; and thus it may be
looked on as weakness in the composition of human nature. But if we consider the frequent
reliefs we receive from it and how often it breaks the gloom which is apt to depress the
mind and damp our spirits, with transient, unexpected gleams of joy, one would take care
not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life..
Joseph Addison
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy
screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?
Jack Handey
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Karl Barth
fo·ment transitive
verb 1. To promote the growth of; incite. Synonym incite. 2. To treat (the skin, for
example) by fomentation.
The presence of the uncanny creatures of the court of mystery had become known to the
Malay and he used this knowledge as an argument to foment
discord and mutiny in the ignorant and superstitious crew under his command.
The Monster Men
Edgar Rice Burroughs
These civil commotions were constantly fomented
by the monarchs of Blefuscu; and when they were quelled, the exiles always fled for refuge
to that empire. It is computed that eleven-thousand persons have, at several times,
suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the
smaller end.
GULLIVER'S TRAVELS
Jonathan Swift
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
Rhino Bird? I'm sure you have seen pictures of the rhinoceros. Frequently you will see
a passenger on the back of the black rhino. The passenger is a coffee brown bird about
seven to eight inches long. This bird is a relative of the starling. The bird is an
oxpecker. It is found only in Africa. There are two species of the oxpecker: the
red-billed oxpecker (Buphagus erythrohynchus) which lives in eastern Africa from the Red
Sea to Natal, and the yellow-billed oxpecker (Buphagus africanus) which lives over much of
western and central Africa. Tuesday - More about Central America
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TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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