"Gold is worse poison to a man's soul, doing more murders in this loathsome world,
than any mortal drug"
~ William Shakespeare ~
"The main source of our wealth is goodness. The affections and the generous qualities
that God admires in a world full of greed."
~ Alfred A. Montapert ~
"Wealth is not of necessity a curse, nor poverty a blessing. Wholesome and easy
abundance is better than either extreme; better for our manhood that we have enough for
daily comfort; enough for culture, for hospitality, for charity. More than this may or may
not be a blessing. Certainly it can be a blessing only by being accepted as a trust."
~ R. D. Hitchcock ~
"Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~
obfuscate transitive verb ob·fus·cat·ed,
ob·fus·cat·ing, ob·fus·cates. 1. To make so confused or opaque as to be difficult to
perceive or understand: 2. To render indistinct or dim; darken: The fog obfuscated the
shore.
"A great effort was made . . . to obscure or obfuscate
the truth."
Robert Conquest
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
For The Birds
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES
A farmer had a prize show horse and every year the farmer entered the horse in the local fair and won first prize for grooming and appearance. One year, just before the fair, the farmer's horse was plagued by small birds nesting in its mane. The farmer was desperate to get rid of the birds so he took yeast and sprinkled it over the mane of his horse. Within a week all of the birds were gone. The moral of the story is, "Yeast is yeast and nest is nest and never the mane shall tweet". An Internal Revenue inspector walks into a synagogue and asks to see the rabbi. He is shown to the rabbi's office and is offered a seat. "Rabbi, I believe a member of your syagogue, Mr Klutz, states on his tax return that he has donated $100,000 to the synagogue. Tell me, Rabbi, is this correct?" The Rabbi answers, "Yes, he will." Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the
weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and
a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of
the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies "Jeez, OK." TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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Have A Great Day ! Phillip Bower |
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