ALL THE REST —  August 10
  

 

Today's Quotations –  WEALTH:

 



"Gold is worse poison to a man's soul, doing more murders in this loathsome world, than any mortal drug"

~ William Shakespeare ~

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"The main source of our wealth is goodness. The affections and the generous qualities that God admires in a world full of greed."

~ Alfred A. Montapert ~

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"Wealth is not of necessity a curse, nor poverty a blessing. Wholesome and easy abundance is better than either extreme; better for our manhood that we have enough for daily comfort; enough for culture, for hospitality, for charity. More than this may or may not be a blessing. Certainly it can be a blessing only by being accepted as a trust."

~ R. D. Hitchcock ~

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"Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar."

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~


 

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  Today's Word – OBFUSCATE
   

 


obfuscate
transitive verb ob·fus·cat·ed, ob·fus·cat·ing, ob·fus·cates. 1. To make so confused or opaque as to be difficult to perceive or understand: 2. To render indistinct or dim; darken: The fog obfuscated the shore.  


"A great effort was made . . . to obscure or obfuscate the truth."

Robert Conquest



Definition from American Heritage Dictionary

 

Today's Fact

 

 

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For The Birds
A Curious Pet


It appears that the first White House pet was "Curious." Curious was the pet bird of Thomas Jefferson. The bird was named from the first few days in the White House. The mockingbird flitted about investigating the rooms and items of the White House. This behavior caused it to be named Curious.

One could find Curious pearched for hours on the shoulder of Thomas Jefferson. The bird would accept food from Jefferson's lips. Curious would follow Jefferson about the White House, hopping up and down the stairs after Tom. This mocking bird was loved by Tom. Jefferson would say, "Do not be disturbed by Curious. I needed something to love, and when I found a little mockingbird, I tamed it and became its friend."

Source: A Treasury of White House Tales - Web Garrison.
 


 
Let every created thing give praise to the Lord,
for he issued his command, and they came into being.

Psalm 148:5

 

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Today's SMILE

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 
   

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

A FEW SMILES   

 

smile A clergyman had just enjoyed a hearty chicken dinner at the home of a rural parishioner. Gazing out the window, he remarked: "That rooster seems a mighty proud and happy bird."

"He should," the host replied. "His oldest son just entered the ministry."


smileThere's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird's foul mouth is driving him nuts.

One day, it just gets to be too much and the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets angry and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a sailor blush.

At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then, suddenly gets _very_ quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.

The bird meekly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."

The man is astounded and amazed at the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"   


A farmer had a prize show horse and every year the farmer entered the horse in the local fair and won first prize for grooming and appearance. One year, just before the fair, the farmer's horse was plagued by small birds nesting in its mane. The farmer was desperate to get rid of the birds so he took yeast and sprinkled it over the mane of his horse. Within a week all of the birds were gone. The moral of the story is, "Yeast is yeast and nest is nest and never the mane shall tweet".


An Internal Revenue inspector walks into a synagogue and asks to see the rabbi. He is shown to the rabbi's office and is offered a seat.

"Rabbi, I believe a member of your syagogue, Mr Klutz, states on his tax return that he has donated $100,000 to the synagogue. Tell me, Rabbi, is this correct?"

The Rabbi answers, "Yes, he will."


Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies "Jeez, OK."

Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, OK."

Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He says to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?"

Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the garage."




TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University

 


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