Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
Robert Fripp
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.
Sir Thomas Beecham
Music . . . can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.
Leonard Bernstein
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
Samuel Johnson
Music is good to the melancholy, bad to those who mourn, and neither good nor bad to the
deaf.
Benedict Spinoza
a·lac·ri·ty noun 1. Cheerful willingness; eagerness. 2. Speed or quickness;
celerity.
"I should be most happy," replied he aloud, and jumping up with alacrity, "it would give me the greatest
pleasure; but that I am this moment going to dance." Come, Fanny, taking her hand,
"do not be dawdling any longer, or the dance will be over."
Mansfield Park
By Jane Austen
But when it came to be understood, on the highest professional authority, that the event
was a natural, and--except for some unimportant particulars, denoting a slight
idiosyncrasy--by no means an unusual form of death, the public, with its customary alacrity, proceeded to forget that he had ever
lived. In short, the honorable Judge was beginning to be a stale subject before half the
country newspapers had found time to put their columns in mourning, and publish his
exceedingly eulogistic obituary.
The House of the Seven Gables
By Nathaniel Hawthorne
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES
"Gentlemen," he said, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane. Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night. Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The old Tibetan monk and the hippie looked at one another. After a moment, the monk spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a long and satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your whole life ahead of you. You take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane." The hippie said, "Hey, don't sweat it, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
A company president was given
a ticket for a performance of Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony." Since he
was unable to go, he passed the invitation to one of his top management reviewers.
The next morning, the president asked the reviewer how he had enjoyed it, and he was
handed a memorandum, which read as follows: From Kasha Linka Tell Me In Plain English The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around
the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc,
I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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