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Today's Quotations –  MIRACLES:

 


Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles.

~ Samuel Smiles ~

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Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be the miracle.

~ Phillips Brooks ~

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Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

~ Anonymous ~

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Many a man who is now willing to be shot down for the sake of his belief in a miracle would have doubted, if he had been present, the miracle itself.

~ G. C. Lichtenberg ~

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Miracles are signs pointing to the presence of a divine power in nature and history; they are in no way negations of natural law.

~ Paul Tillich ~


 

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  Today's Word – REDE
   

 


lo·qua·cious
adjective Very talkative; garrulous. Synonyms talkative.

He thought they managed the vessel like gentlemen, and that the stokers fired up like heroes. His loquacious good-humour infected everyone. He had forgotten the past, its vexations and delays.

Around the World in 80 Days.
Jules Verne



She rattled on with a subdued loquaciousness, always keeping her voice low and monotonous, always looking out of the corner of her eye and speaking, as it were, in asides, out of the corner of her mouth. She was scornful of everything,--which became her eyebrows. Her face was mobile and discontented, her eyes quick and black. There was a sort of smouldering fire about her, young Ottenburg thought. She entertained him prodigiously.

Song of the Lark
Willa Cather


Definition from American Heritage Dictionary

 

 

Today's Fact

 

 


  Human Anatomy Fact


Bare Bone Facts

anpphoto.jpg (11355 bytes)Babies are born with about 300 to 350 bones. Many of these bones fuse together between birth and maturity to produce an average adult total of 206 bones. The number of bones differ due to the method used to count them. Some systems treat as multiple bones a structure that other systems treat as a single bone with multiple parts.

There are 22 bones in the skull. There are 26 vertebrae. Each leg has 29 bones, while each arm has 30 bones.

The most commonly broken bone is the collar bone (clavicle). These fractures can be caused by a direct blow or by a transmitted force resulting from a fall on the outstretched arm.

There are three bones in the inner ear. They are called the malleus, which means hammer; incus, which means anvil; and stapes, which means stirrup. These tiny bones look somewhat like the objects for which they were named. The stapes is the smallest bone in the body. It measures from 1.02 to 1.34 inches and weighs 0.00071 to 0.0025 ounces. The function of these three bones is to conduct sound vibrations from the outer to the inner ear.

Sources: Guiness Book of World Records | The Handy Science Answer Book - Visible Ink


 
I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvelous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.

Psalm 139:14

 

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Today's SMILE

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 
   

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

A FEW SMILES   

 

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Died in Service

Recently a couple of boys found a plaque at our church that honored members of the church that had died during World War II.  The boys didn't understand the meaning of the plaque.  Just then the Reverend Bob passed by and one of the boys asked him about the plaque.  He got a very solemn look on his face and replied the plaque was there to honor former church members who had died in the service.  The boys stepped back with horrified looks on their faces and shyly asked, "Early or late service."

from:Kasha Linka KashaL@concentric.net  



Thoughts About Cats  - Author Unknown

9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice

A cat is a terrible thing to waste . . . Drive safely.

A cat is just a bundle of purr.

A cat still needs someone to be independent "of."

A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.

A cat will assume the shape of its container.

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

Anything on the ground is a cat toy.

Anything not yet on the ground will be.

Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener ...

Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?

Cat Bathing Is A Martial Art.

Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.

CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...

Catalyst (n): an alphabetical listing of Italian cats

CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!??

A Book on Cats - by Ann Gora

I'm busier than a one eyed cat watching two mouse holes.

If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on?

If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.

Is yours a real cat, or does it come when you call it?

It is in his own interest that a cat purrs.

It's the cat's house. We just pay the mortgage.


One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed    her husband with twin sons.  They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to name them.  Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, "Let's not decide on names right now.  If we wait a little while, the names will simply occur to us."

After several weeks had passed, the fisherman and his wife noticed a peculiar fact.    When left alone, one of the boys would always turn towards the sea, while the other boy would face away from the sea.  It didn't matter which way the parents positioned the children, the same child always faced the same direction.  "Let's call the boys Towards and Away," suggested the fisherman.  His wife agreed, and from that point on, the boys were simply known as Towards and Away.

The years passed and the lads grew tall and strong.  The day came when the aging fisherman said to his sons, "Boys, it is time you learned how to make a living from the sea."  They provisioned their ship, said their good-byes, and set sail for a three month voyage.

The three months passed quickly for the fisherman's wife, yet the ship had not returned.    Another three months passed, and still no ship.

Three whole years passed before the grieving woman saw a lone man walking towards her house.  She recognized him as her husband.  "My goodness!  What has happened to you?!" she cried.  "And what has happened to my darling boys?"

The ragged fisherman began to tell his story:

"We were just barely one whole day out to sea when Towards hooked into a great fish.    Towards fought long and hard, but the fish was more than his equal.  For a whole week they wrestled upon the waves without either of them letting up.  Yet eventually the great fish started to win the battle, and Towards was pulled over the side of our ship.  He was swallowed whole, and we never saw either of them again."

"Oh dear, that must have been terrible!  What a huge fish that must have been!    What a horrible fish.  What a foul fish."

"Yes, it was.  But you should have seen the one that got Away...."

from:Kasha Linka KashaL@concentric.net


 


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.


A Newfie carpenter is building a house, so he asks his cousin for some help. The carpenter is whatching his cousin put up siding and notices that he keeps throwing nails away. The cousin will pound two nails then throw away a few, pound a couple more then throw away a few more.

He says "Hey cousin why are ya throwin my nails away?"

"Cause they're pointing the wrong way."

"No cousin, those are for the other side of the house."

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Mommy, what kind of shirt I will wear today? Will it be one with short sleeves or long ones?

Can you tell me the reason why this is so important?

I just want to know how high I have to wash up my arms.



One tall well-built guy comes to be interviewd for a lumberjack job. He carries a small (10 in. long x 4 in. high x 3 in. wide) attache case with him.

- 'What method do you use to cut down trees' asked the foreman. 'What tools do you prefer?'

The lumberjack opens up his small attache case, showing a small, shiny 1.5 cc chainsaw.

- 'I never worked with anything else. It sure cuts down any tree I have ever seen!' replies the lumberjack.

- 'And, can you tell me about your last job' continues the surprised foreman. 'Where did you worked last?'

- 'Oh! I worked in the Sahara forest' replied the lumberjack.

- 'The Sahara forest?' exclaimed the foreman. 'That's impossible! The Sahara is a desert!'

- 'Well', said the lumberjack. 'It WAS a forest 'till I began to work there..!'




TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University

 


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