ALL THE REST —  September 21
  

 

Today's Quotations –  STORM:

 


Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower.


~ Jean Paul Richter ~

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The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken by the storm-wind if it... did not understand the noble art of turning to every wind.

~ Heinrich Heine ~

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A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another. If these minds love one another the home will be as beautiful as a flower garden. But if these minds get out of harmony with one another it is like a storm that plays havoc with the garden.

~ Buddha ~

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Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul And sings the tune without the words And never stops at all. And sweetest in the gale is heard; And sore must be the storm That could abash the little bird That kept so many warm. I've heard it in the chilest land And on the strangest sea, Yet never in extremity It asked a crumb of me.

~ Emily Dickenson ~

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The artist, depicting man disdainful of the storm and stress of life, is no less reconciling and healing than the poet who, while endowing Nature and Humanity, rejoices in its measureless superiority to human passions and human sorrows.

~ Berenson ~


 

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  Today's Word – ANIMUS
   

 


an·i·mus
noun. 1. An attitude that informs one's actions; disposition. 2. A feeling of animosity; ill will. Synonym enmity. 3. In Jungian psychology, the masculine inner personality as present in women.

Several other women also chimed in, with an animus which none of them would have been so fatuous as to show but for the rollicking evening they had passed.

TESS OF THE D'URBERVILLES
Thomas Hardy



Who is so foolish as not to see that these oracles were either composed by a clever man with a strong animus against the Christians, or were uttered as responses by impure demons with a similar design- that is to say, in order that their praise of Christ may win credence for their vituperation of Christians; and that thus they may, if possible, close the way of eternal salvation, which is identical with Christianity.

The City Of God
St. Augustine


Definition from American Heritage Dictionary

 

 

Today's Fact

 

 


  Human Anatomy Fact


Blood Facts

anpphoto.jpg (11355 bytes)The first blood transfusion to a human being was made on June 12, 1667 by Jean-Baptiste Denys. He was the personal physician to Louis XIV. The patient was a 15 year old boy with a severe fever. The boy had been bled 20 times 'to assuage the excessive heat.' In order to compensate for the loss of excessive blood, Denys gave him 9 ounces of blood from the carotid artery of a lamb. Unbelievably the boy recovered. Unfortunately many of his later patients did not fare so well. Denys was forbidden to repeat the procedure after the death of one of his patients following the procedure.

Dr. Thomas Blundell, of Guy's Hospital in London performed the first transfusion of human blood on September 25, 1818. Dr. Blundell was 28 years old when he first performed the procedure.

Dr. Blundell used a syringe of his own invention. With it he injected 12-14 ounces of blood from various donors into his patient. Prior to the transfusion the patient was quite ill and beyond the hope of recovery. Unfortunately, the patient did not recover. It was ten years before Dr. Blundell succeeded in saving the life of a patient by a transfusion. By the time he was successful, several others had accomplished a successful transfusion.

The first recorded instance of a person's life being saved by a human blood transfusion was in 1825. Dr. Doubleday gave 14 ounces of blood to a woman suffering from severe internal bleeding. After receiving only 6 ounces of blood she sat up in bed and exclaimed,"I feel as strong as a bull." Although this transfusion was successful it would not be until 1907 that blood typing would be developed and transfusions would become feasible.

Sources: Time/Life | Comptons


 
I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvelous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.

Psalm 139:14

 

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Today's SMILE

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 
   

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

A FEW SMILES   

 

smile NEVER HUNT ALONE

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.

Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

From: Bill's Punch Line


William Safire's Rules for Writers:smile

  1. Remember to never split an infinitive.
  2. The passive voice should never be used.
  3. Do not put statements in the negative form.
  4. Verbs have to agree with their subject.
  5. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
  6. A writer must not shift your point of view.
  7. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
  8. Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.
  9. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!
  10. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences,as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
  11. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
  12. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
  13. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
  14. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
  15. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
  16. Always pick on the correct idiom.
  17. The adverb always follows the verb.
  18. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek viable alternatives.
     

From: Funny Pages Mailing List drinkeii@moose.erie.net



Did you hear that before his retirement, cells were taken from Kareem Abdul Jabbar to someday be cloned into a great basketball star of the future?

Right now, since we don't have the tech to actually clone, the cells are kept frozen - an iced Kareem clone."

 


Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.


 

Tips For Northerner Moving South

Save all manner of bacon grease.  You will be instructed later how to use it.

Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean that WE can.  Stay home the two days of the year it snows.

But if you DO run your car in a ditch (because you're a smart-aleck who thought you COULD drive on snow & ice) don't panic.  Four men in a the cab of a 4 wheel drive with a 12 pack of beer and a tow chain will be along directly.  Don't try to help them and for goodness sake, stay out of their way.  This is what they live for.

Don't buy food at the movie store.  Your system can't handle it.

There's nothing sillier than a Northerner imitating a Southern accent. 

Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone.  We don't understand YOU, either.

Be prepared to hear, "You ain't from around here, are you?" a lot.

The first Southern expression to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "Big ol'" as in "Big ol' truck" or "Big ol' boy".    85% of Northerners being their new Southern influenced dialect with this expression.  100% arein denial about it.

The legal defense, "He needed killin'" is valid in the South.

If attending a funeral in the South, remember, we stay until the last spade of dirt is thrown on and the tent is tore down.

If you hear one of those "Big ol' Boys" exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" stay out of his way.  These are very likely the last words he will ever say.

The winter wardrobe you always brought out in September can wait until November, honey.

If there's the prediction of the *slightest* change of even the most minuscule accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery story.  It doesn't matter if you need anything or not -- it's just something you're supposed to do.

Florida is NOT a Southern state. 

You can ask us for directions, but unless you're pretty familiar with the positions of key rocks, trees, hills, and where Uncle Ned smashed his pick-em'up truck back in '79, you're probably better off trying to get there your-own-self.

from:Kasha Linka KashaL@concentric.net


An animal orthodontist who practiced in Iowa was called one day by a frantic farmer in Australia. "HELP sir!" he cried, "I just got braces and orthodontic equipment for 100 of my sheep, and the local sheep orthodontist just DIED! I need a responsible animal dentist to come care for my flock!"

The orthodontist was moved, and a good price was offered, so he promptly flew to Australia for what he figured would be a week or two of work. But he found that he was entirely unfamiliar with the orthodontic equipment the sheep had been given, and he spent a whole 6 months in Australia trying to figure out the foreign braces. When at last he boarded a plane for home, after half a year of frustrating work, he sighed with happiness.

"At last", he said,"I'll be seeing ewes in all the old familiar braces!"


A REAL GROANER

I had a terrible respiratory ailment this past winter. I went to Mercy Hospital because they have a new treatment for this kind of thing.

They have been able to extract pure essences of eucalyptus from koala bears!!

Then they brew a kind of tea which all suffering patients can drink. It's like drinking a liquid cough drop.

I felt better, but this tea is very thick and difficult to drink. I said to one of the nurses, " Could you please dilute this stuff ?!? "

"No! I'm sorry,sir, " the nurse replied. " The koala tea of mercy is not strained!! "




TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University


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