Wisdom too often never comes, and so one ought not to reject it merely because it comes
late.
~ Felix Frankfurterr ~
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by
imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
~ Confucius ~
Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect
stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to
an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.
~ G. K. Chesterton ~
A wise man is he who does not grieve for the thing which he has not, but rejoices for
those which he has.
~ Epictetus ~
Wisdom: to live in the present, plan for the future, and profit from the past.
~ Unknown ~
ris·i·ble adjective 1. Relating to laughter or used in eliciting
laughter. 2. Eliciting laughter; ludicrous. 3. Capable of laughing or inclined to laugh.
The child herself was unlikable. There is an unintentionally risible
passage where she pries open the eyes of newborn kittens.
TIME
March 10, 1997 p. 89
Taboo Time (Books)
And does not the same hold also of the ridiculous? There are jests which you would be
ashamed to make yourself, and yet on the comic stage, or indeed in private, when you hear
them, you are greatly amused by them, and are not at all disgusted at their unseemliness;
--the case of pity is repeated; --there is a principle in human nature which is disposed
to raise a laugh, and this which you once restrained by reason, because you were afraid of
being thought a buffoon, is now let out again; and having stimulated the risible faculty at the theatre, you are betrayed
unconsciously to yourself into playing the comic poet at home.
370 BC
THE REPUBLIC
by Plato
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
Paper Cuts
Sources: Beyond Belief - NOVA
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES
Two eskimos were paddling in their kayak
along the Alaskan coastline. They were out there for a long time and they started to get
cold. During one of their breaks they lit a fire to warm up, but tragically their kayak
caught fire and they drowned.
A certain artificial sweetner company wanted to spruce up their image with a big new ad campaign. The marketing department quickly divided into two sqabbling factions. One group wanted to do a "Big Band Nostalgia" theme, sponsoring some jazzy, happ'nin' musical events, while the other group was dead set on a tribute to the classic, "Ben-Hur", complete with a real-live re-enactment of the classic chariot race. As the deadline approached, no one would budge, so finally the two sides were forced to compromise. When the big boss came to see the finished product, he was presented with a snappy jazzy orchestra seated in a giant Roman vehicle. "WHAT IS THAT!?!?" he cried. "Well sir," replied his VP of marketing," THAT is the SWEET & LOW SWING CHARIOT!"
THE LAWS OF LIFE: A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was about 25 feet behind filling in the old. The men worked right past the fellow with the soft drink and went on down the road. "I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can in a trash container and heading down the road toward the men. "Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with this digging?" "Well, we work for the county, " one of the men said. "But one of you is digging a hold and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the county's money?" "You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us--me, Rodney and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney sticks in the tree and Mike here puts the dirt back. Now just because Rodney's sick, that don't mean that Mike and me can't work." A man stayed in his house as a flood engulfed his town. Two men in a rowboat came to
his house and offered to take him to safety. "No thank you", the man said,
"God will help me". A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig Van Beethoven Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th. By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music. "Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously. "He's decomposing!"
TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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