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Today's Quotations –  Forgiveness:

 


Every person should have a special cemetary lot in which to bury the faults of friends and loved ones.

— Anonymous


It is the prince's part to pardon.

—  Sir Francis Bacon


Life has taught me to forgive much, but to seek forgiveness still more.

—  Otto von Bismark


And throughout al eternity
I forgive you, you forgive me.

  — William Blake


Joy to forgive and joy to be forgiven
Hang level in the balances of love.

—  Richard Garnett


Forgiveness is better than revenge; for forgiveness is the sign of a gentle nature, but revenge is the sign of a savage nature.

— Epictetus


Nothing in this lost and ruined world bears the meek impress of the Son of God so surely as forgiveness.

—  Alice Cary


Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge, and dares to forgive an injury.

– Edwin Huble Chapin


 

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  Today's Word – ENNUI
   

 


en·nui
noun Listlessness and dissatisfaction resulting from lack of interest; boredom: "The servants relieved their ennui with gambling and gossip about their masters" (John Barth). See Synonym boredom. [French, from Old French enui, from ennuier, to annoy, bore, from Vulgar Latin *inodi³re, from Latin in odi½ (esse), (to be) odious : in, in; odi½, ablative of odium, hate.]


During my youthful days discontent never visited my mind; and if I was ever overcome by ennui, the sight of what is beautiful in nature, or the study of what is excellent and sublime in the productions of man, could always interest my heart, and communicate elasticity to my spirits.

Frankenstein.
Mary Shelley


He had absolutely nothing to do, almost died of ennui, and became a confirmed misanthrope. And besides, my dear old Basil, if you really want to console me, teach me rather to forget what has happened, or to see it from the proper artistic point of view.

The Picture of Dorian Gray
Oscar Wilde


Definition from American Heritage Dictionary

 

 

Today's Fact

 


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The ancient Greeks called these insects prophets, or diviners.


The Mantids


The mantids are medium to large sized insects with a long neck (prothorax). Their head is triangular and freely movable on this thin neck. The forelegs are also elongated and designed for seizing and holding their prey -- generally other insects. Their forelegs are held in front of the mantid's face when stalking their prey. This pose looks like one of prayer or supplication. It is from this pose that many of its popular names were derived. The ancient Greeks called these insects prophets, or diviners. The Romans refered to them as soothesayers. The Arabs thought that they prayed constantly with their faces turned toward Mecca. The insects were also given the names of: nuns, saints, mendicants, and preachers. To the less inclined to goodness they were called mule killers, rearhorses, and devil horses.

There are mainly two insects in North America that are called a praying mantis. Stagmomantis carolina can be found from Cuba and Mexico north to New Jersey. This species is most common in North America. It is about 2 inches long, and is green and brown. Tenodera sinensis is native to Japan and China, but can now be found in southeastern North America. It is a larger insect and may be 4 inches long. This mantid is often brighter green. There are other species in the United States that are brown and gray.

All mantids are slow in their movements. Their flight is labored, on wide, short wings. Their gait on four legs is slow and combined with much rocking of the head and body. Though their ambulation is slow and seemingly awkward, the lunge with the spiny forefeet as it reaches for its prey is lightning fast. The captured victim is held tight in the spiny claws while the mantid consumes it with its chewing mouthparts.

Individual mantids of the same species often fight to death, and the victor eats the looser. In the Orient, the large green mantids have been kept as pets. At one time, mantid-fighting, was something of a sport. One hungry insect was pitted against another, with wagers on which was to be the dinner and which the diner. Most often while mating is taking place, the female mantid will eat the male mantid. Young mantids after hatching from their eggs may turn cannibal and eat their younger brothers and sisters as they emerge from the egg capsule (oothecae).


Sources: |The Handy Science Answer Book - Visible Press | Audubon Nature Encyclopedia |


 
Let every created thing give praise to the Lord,
for he issued his command, and they came into being.

Psalm 148:5 (NLT)

 

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Today's SMILE

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 
   

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

A FEW SMILES   

 

smile6.gif (2723 bytes)Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did *not* cross the road.

Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this *chicken* doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but it will lay eggs, file your important documents AND balance your checkbook. Unfortunately, when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.

Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road? "But is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out why it crossed the road.

The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Darwin #1: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

Darwin #2: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

The Pope: That is only for God to know.

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!  


smile It is said that the following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake. :

MONDAY: For sale: R.D.  Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M..  and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred In R.D. Jones' ad yesterday.  It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap.
 Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M."

WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D.  Jones has informed us that he has received several annoyiny telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday.  The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale -- R.D.  Jones has one sewing machine for sale.  Cheap.  Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.  and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him."

THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale.  I smashed it.  Don't call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly.  Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit! .



An eager, but less than bright, young entrepreneur decides to go into the painting business. So he wanders into the rich part of town, paint brush in hand, and knocks at the door of a large house.

"Good day, sir. I was wondering if you had any painting you need done."

The owner of the house, a rich man by any standard, looks speculatively at the painter. He perceives a vibrant entrepreneurial spirit, which reminds him of his own ambition in his younger days.

"Hmmm. Yes, I think my porch needs a coat or two of paint."

The eager young painter rushes off around the side of the house...

Several hours later, he returns to the front door, his clothes dripping paint, and knocks again.

"Sir, I've finished! But I have to tell you, that wasn't a porch, it was a Ferarri."

GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR A PASTOR

Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.
Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.

Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.

Good News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote it.
Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.

Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly the same way you do.
Bad News: The choir mutinied.

Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.
Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about the "Gong Show,"
"Beavis and Butthead" and "Texas Chain Saw Massacre."

Good News: Your women's softball team finally won a game.
Bad News: They beat your men's softball team.

Good News: The trustees finally voted to add more church parking.
Bad News: They are going to blacktop the front lawn of your parsonage.

Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.
Bad News: You were on vacation.

Good News: Your deacons want to send you to the Holy Land.
Bad News: They are stalling until the next war.

Good News: Your biggest critic just left your church.
Bad News: He has been appointed the Head Bishop of your denomination.

Good News: The youth in your church come to your house for a surprise visit.
Bad News: It's in the middle of the night and they are armed with toilet paper and shaving cream to "decorate" your house.




Hard Job!

A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor.

After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day."

"Can't", replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole."



TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University

 


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