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Today's Quotations –  Forgiveness:

 


The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.

— Francis Maitland Balfour


Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies.

—  Earl of Chesterfield


Whoever approaches Me walking, I will come to him running; and he who meets Me with sins equivalent to the whole world, I will greet him with forgiveness equal to it.

— Marlene Dietrich


He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven.

  — Lord Herbert


Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.

—  Joan Lunden


Two persons cannot long be friends if they cannot forgive each other's little failings.

— Jean De La Bruyere


The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

—  Mahatma Gandhi


Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.

– John Sheffield


 

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  Today's Word – ENNUI
   

 


de·ba·cle
noun 1. A sudden, disastrous collapse, downfall, or defeat; a rout. 2. A total, often ludicrous failure. 3. The breaking up of ice in a river. 4. A violent flood. [French débâcle, from débâcler, to unbar, from Old French desbacler : des-, de- + bacler, to bar (from Vulgar Latin *baccul³re, from Latin baculum, rod.]


Geologists formerly would have brought into play, the violent action of some overwhelming debacle; but in this case such a supposition would have been quite inadmissible; because, the same step-like plains with existing sea-shells lying on their surface, which front the long line of the Patagonian coast, sweep up on each side of the valley of Santa Cruz.


THE VOYAGE OF THE BEAGLE
Charles Darwin


Definition from American Heritage Dictionary

 

 

Today's Fact

 


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Not an insect — but a close relative.


The Millipede


The millipede is not an insect. It is a long, wormlike, small animal from the phylum Arthropoda. The arthropods are animals with jointed legs. These animals are related to the insects, spiders and crustaceans and are commonly called -- bugs.

The millipede's body is divided into many segments. There are two pair of legs on each segment. It is from the large number of legs it has that it gets its name. Millipede means 'thousand-legged,' and while that is an exaggeration, the animal does sport a lage number of legs.

The millipede lives in dark, damp places. It generally feeds on dead and decaying plant material. Sometimes they will feast on living plants and are therefore unwelcome in gardens and greenhouses. The milliped is harmless to humans. They do not bite, and they are not poisonous.

When disturbed the millipede will roll up into a coil, with its head in the center. Most millipedes also have scent glands along their sides. When disturbed they will excrete a fluid. The smell of this secretion is probably defensive.


Sources: |The Handy Science Answer Book - Visible Press | Audubon Nature Encyclopedia | |


 
Let every created thing give praise to the Lord,
for he issued his command, and they came into being.

Psalm 148:5 (NLT)

 

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Today's SMILE

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 
   

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

A FEW SMILES   

 

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The Trucker, the Priest, and the Lawyer

A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road.

One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?".

"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road", replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck". The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. Even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."

"That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door."


smile A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, I'm fine.

The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," says the pirate, "we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

"Yeah," says the bartender, "but what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."

"Well," says the pirate, "we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," says the bartender, "But what about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."

"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them crapped right in my eye."

"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!"

"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."



A women complained to a friend, "She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her."

"Well," replied her friend in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her."

"Oh dear!" sighed the first women. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me."

from AdamsCathy@aol.com



Two prisoners are sitting in their cell. They have just finished dinner and are not too happy about the slop that was served.

The older prisoner says to the younger one, "The food was a lot better around here when you were governor!"

from AdamsCathy@aol.com




Being a newspaper photographer, my husband would often get home late with the excuse "I had to shoot a car wreck," or "I had to shoot a football game."

Once, some unexpected company dropped by and asked how late my husband would be.

"I don't know," I replied, not intending to shock them. "He has to shoot the governor."


A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, "You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you'd come in second."

"Why would I come in second?" her husband asked.

She replied,"Because you're an idiot!"



TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University

 


People will believe anything if you whisper it.

 


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