ALL THE REST —  November 17
  

Today's Quotations –  THANKFULNESS :
           gratitude, thanks, thanksgiving



For each new morning with its light, 
Father, we thank thee, 
For rest and shelter of the night, 
Father, we thank thee, 
For health and food, for love and friends, 
For everything thy goodness sends, 
Father, in heaven, we thank thee. 

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) 



It has seemed to me fit and proper that [the gifts of God] should be solemnly, reverently, and gratefully acknowledged with one heart and one voice by the whole American people. I do, therefore, invite my fellow citizens . . . to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next as a day of thanksgiving and praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the heavens. 

-Thanksgiving proclamation, 1863 
Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) 



Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day. 

Robert Caspar Lintner 



Thanksgiving, to be truly thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. 

Proverb 



Heap high the board with plenteous cheer, and gather to the feast, 
And toast the sturdy Pilgrim band whose courage never ceased. 
Give praise to that All-Gracious One by whom their steps were led, 
And thanks unto the harvest's Lord who sends our daily bread. 

-The first Thanksgiving Day 
Alice Williams Brotherton  

 

word puzzle
  Today's Word – ANTITHESIS
   

 


an·tith·e·sis noun 1. Direct contrast; opposition. 2. The direct or exact opposite: Hope is the antithesis of despair. 3.a. A figure of speech in which sharply contrasting ideas are juxtaposed in a balanced or parallel phrase or grammatical structure, as in "Hee for God only, shee for God in him" (John Milton). b. The second and contrasting part of such a juxtaposition. 4. The second stage of the Hegelian dialectic process, representing the opposite of the thesis.  

What opposite discoveries we have seen!
(Signs of true genius, and of empty pockets.)
One makes new noses, one a guillotine,
One breaks your bones, one sets them in their sockets;
But vaccination certainly has been
A kind antithesis to Congreve's rockets,
With which the Doctor paid off an old pox,
By borrowing a new one from an ox.

DON JUAN
Lord Byron


Definition from American Heritage Dictionary

 

Today's Fact

 


Today's 'All the Rest' Fact and the 'Soul Food' Think About It are found combined for the Thanksgiving Season on the following pages:

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Thanksgiving 4 - Thanksgiving 5 - Thanksgiving 6 -  
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Praise the LORD with harp: sing unto him with the psaltery and an instrument of ten strings.

Psalm 33:2

 

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Today's SMILE

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

A FEW SMILES   


What KIDS Say

Men are mammals and women are femammals.

Proteins are composed of a mean old acid.

The largest mammals are to be found in the sea because there is nowhere else to put them.

Involuntary muscles are not as willing as voluntary ones.

Methane, a greenhouse gas, comes from the burning of trees and cows.

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.



What is IT?

There was a guy in Delaware who got arrested for stealing someone's Henway. Not only that but he escaped and DROPPED the Henway down a drain and was found kneeling down LOOKING for it. He was immediately put in prison.

What's a Henway you ask? About 3-4 pounds!

From : A Time to Smile zphhumor@info.harpercollins.com



Marketing Softball 

An interoffice softball game was held between the marketing department and sales department of one company. The sales department whipped the marketing department soundly.

The marketing department posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game:

"The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 1997 Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Sales Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game."



Top Ten Blonde Inventions

1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9)Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag 

 


A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."



TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University


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