ALL THE REST —  November 18 & 19
  

Today's Quotations –  THANKFULNESS :
           gratitude, thanks, thanksgiving



We are having the usual thing for our Thanksgiving dinner: relatives. 

-- As quoted in Bob Phillips, Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts & Funny Sayings, (Wheaton, IL: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc, 1993), p. 309. 



A grateful thought toward heaven is of itself a prayer. 

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing (1729-1781) 



A true Christian is a man who never for a moment forgets what God has done for him in Christ, and whose whole comportment and whole activity have their root in the sentiment of gratitude. 

John Baillie (1741-1806) 


He who forgets the language of gratitude is not likely to be on speaking terms with God. 



Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade. 

Arabian Proverb 



Gratitude is a duty which ought to be paid, but which none have a right to expect. 

Jean Jacques Rousseau (1712-1778) 



Thanksgiving is a duty before it's a feeling. 


Hem your blessings with gratitude lest they unravel. 

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  Today's Word – ACRIMONIOUS
   

 


ac·ri·mo·ni·ous adjective. Bitter and sharp in language or tone; rancorous: an acrimonious on-air exchange between the candidate and the anchorperson.

On the other hand, nothing tortured her more intolerably than when this recognition was too prominently expressed. To one or two rather officious offers of sympathy, her
responses were little short of acrimonious; and, we regret to say, Hepzibah was thrown into a positively unchristian state of mind by the suspicion that one of her customers was drawn to the shop, not by any real need of the article which she pretended to seek, but by a wicked wish to stare at her.

THE HOUSE OF THE SEVEN GABLES
Nathaniel Hawthorne


Definition from American Heritage Dictionary

Today's Fact

 


Today's 'All the Rest' Fact and the 'Soul Food' Think About It are found combined for the Thanksgiving Season on the following pages:

Thanksgiving 1 - Thanksgiving 2 - Thanksgiving 3
Thanksgiving 4 - Thanksgiving 5 - Thanksgiving 6 -  
Thanksgiving 7Thanksgiving 8Thanksgiving 9 -  
Thanksgiving 10



 

Sing unto the Lord, O ye saints of his, and give thanks at the remembrance of his holiness.

Psalm 30:4

 

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Today's SMILE

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

A FEW SMILES   


The Barber

After twenty years of shaving himself every morning, a man in a small Southern town decided he had enough. He told his wife that he intended to let the local barber shave him each day. He put on his hat and coat and went to the barber shop, which was owned by the pastor of the town's Baptist Church. The barber's wife, Grace, was working that day, so she performed the task.

Grace shaved him and sprayed him with lilac water, and said, "That will be $20."

The man thought the price was a bit high, but he paid the bill and went to work. The next morning the man looked in the mirror, and his face was as smooth as it had been when he left the barber shop the day before. Not bad, he thought. At least I don't need to get a shave every day.

The next morning, the man's face was still smooth. Two weeks later, the man was still unable to find any trace of whiskers on his face. It was more than he could take, so he returned to the barber shop.

"I thought $20 was high for a shave", he told the barber's wife, "but you must have done a great job. It's been two weeks and my whiskers still haven't started growing back."

The expression on her face didn't even change, expecting his comment. She responded, "You were shaved by Grace. Once shaved, always shaved."



Flying High

There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her very very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read as it helped relax her on the long fights.

One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

The lady said, "Well, I don't really know.

I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.

From : A Time to Smile zphhumor@info.harpercollins.com



 

Place and time: somewhere in the Soviet Union in the 1930s.

The phone rings at KGB headquarters.

"Hello?"

"My neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz is an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his woodshed."

"This will be noted."

The next day, the KGB goons go over to Rabinovitz's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no diamonds, swear at Rabinovitz, and leave.

The phone rings at Rabinovitz's house.

"Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"

"Yes."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yes, they did."

"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed.""



Bad Manners 

The man was seated in the cafeteria when a woman and her two children sat down nearby and began to eat. Suddenly the man belched.

"Sir," said the woman haughtily, "Are you in the habit of doing that before YOUR children?"

"Well, I'll tell you, ma'am," he replied. "There are no rules in my house. Sometimes I go first, sometimes they go first."

 


What's the time?

A guy is walking down the street and stops a man to ask for the time. The man, looking at his watch, helpfully responds, "Why, certainly! The time is now four o'clock."

The guy scratches his head and says, "You know, it's really weird. I've been asking people that question all day long, and each time I get a different answer."



TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University


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