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Today's Quotations –  EXPERIENCE



Theories are always very thin and insubstantial, experience only is tangible.

- Hosea Ballou


I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp experience. I know no way of judging of the future but by the past.

- Patrick Henry


Experience surely teaches that there's a small but important difference between keeping your chin up and sticking your neck out.

- Anonymous


Become aware of internal, subjective subverbal experiences, so that these experiences can be brought into the world of abstraction, of conversation, of naming, etc., with the consequence that it immediately becomes possible for a certain amount of control to be exerted over these hither unconscious and uncontrollable processes.

- Abraham Harold Maslow


The school of experience never changes; it always issues its diplomas on the roughest grade of sandpaper.

- Anonymous


An enormous part of our mature experience cannot not be expressed in words.

- Alfred North Whitehead

word puzzle
  Today's Word – FILIAL
   


fil·i·al adjective 1. Of, relating to, or befitting a son or daughter: filial respect. 2. Having or assuming the relationship of child or offspring to parent. 3. Genetics. Of or relating to a generation or the sequence of generations following the parental generation.

My filial fears, be vain! and may the vaunts
And menace of the vengeful enemy
Pass like the gust, that roared and died away
In the distant tree: which heard, and only heard
In this low dell, bowed not the delicate grass.

Middlemarch
George Eliot


Definition from American Heritage Dictionary

Today's Fact


Eye See

Among mammals, only humans, primates, and a few other species can recognize colors. The human eye can distinguish between some 10 million shades and hues.

Source: Grolliers & Hodge Podge II

Quick as a Blink

The rate of blinking varies. The average is a blink every five seconds. This may not sound like much but that figures out to 17,000 times each day. Over the period of a year the eye will blink an average of 6 1/4 Million times.

Source: The Guiness Book of Records



 

 

 I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvelous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.

Psalm 139:14

 

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Today's SMILE

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

A FEW SMILES   


 

Best Heart

The surgeon entered the room of his patient who was in desperate need of a heart transplant. "You're in luck, Mr. Smith. We currently have three hearts that match your tissue type, so I'd like you to choose which one you want us to use:

"The first is from a young athlete who died in a parachuting accident.

"The second is from a middle-aged businessman who never smoked or drank. He died in a car wreck."

"The third is from a lawyer who recently retired after practicing law for 30-some years. An angry client tracked him down and shot him in the head, I'm told.

"I'll take the lawyer's heart," said the ailing man.

"Why, may I ask, would you turn up those other two hearts in favor of the lawyer's?" asked the surgeon.

"That's simple. I want one that hasn't been used much!"

From: Bill's Punch Line

 



Cost of Surgery

A doctor is standing next to another doctor in the cafeteria of a hospital and one says, "I'm going to be operating on Mrs. Green this afternoon...it's going to cost her twenty thousand dollars."

"Wow," exclaimed the second doctor, "what does she have?"

The first doctor replies, "twenty thousand dollars."

 



 

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MAY NOT BE READING YOUR BIBLE ENOUGH:

10) The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians....and you check the table of contents.

9) You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have had a few hits during the 60's.

8) You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.

7) Your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.

6) A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in the Psalms.

5) You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed in either the Concordance or the Table of Contents.

4) Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand:  "Who gave you this trash?"

3) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.

2) You keep falling for it every time when Pastor tells you to turn to First Condominiums.

And finally, the number one sign that you may not be reading your Bible enough:

1) The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story:   "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors." You can't figure out what makes them laugh!

From : A Time to Smile (Shared by Joanne Kull)  

 




Water Power


The new preacher (at his very first service) had a large pitcher of water and a glass on the pulpit. By the time he had made it through his long-winded sermon, he had finished off the entire pitcher of water. After the sermon, an old woman approached the new preacher.

"Young man," she exclaimed, "you're the first windmill I've seen that's powered by water!" 



TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University


A bird in the hand can be messy.

 


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