Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen
I t is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
- Kin Hubbard
You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you
will eat, but you will not live.
- George Bernard Shaw
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are
not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no
poor indifferent place.
- Rainer Maria Rilke
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
- G. K. Chesterton
Wealth is not of necessity a curse, nor poverty a blessing. Wholesome and easy abundance
is better than either extreme; better for our manhood that we have enough for daily
comfort; enough for culture, for hospitality, for charity. More than this may or may not
be a blessing. Certainly it can be a blessing only by being accepted as a trust.
- R. D. Hitchcock
or·gone
noun A theoretical universal life force emanating from all organic material that
purportedly can be captured with a boothlike device and used to restore psychological
well-being.
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES Leftover Turkey Jokes
- I forgot about until today. Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like
a turkey!"
Over the years, the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line staff have had their share of memorable calls inquiries that stand out from the crowd because they're heartwarming or amusing. We asked some of the veteran staff members to tell us their favorites; plus, we rounded up a bunch of our own personal favorites from the Talk-Line archives. * It's hard to beat the call from a trucker who planned to cook his Thanksgiving turkey
on the engine of his truck ("Will it cook faster if I drive faster?"), but some
of these come pretty close. Warning: do not attempt to adjust your screen these are
real incidents, true stories from the front lines!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankfull that I'm not a turkey." What key has legs and can't open doors? Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
The mother took her 5-year-old son with her when she went to vote. The voting area was in a nursing home dining room that was decorated for Thanksgiving with colorful pictures of turkeys on the walls. As they waited in line for her to cast her ballot, her son asked, "Mom, which turkey are you voting for?" As someone has said, "If God had meant for us to fast on Thanksgiving, he would never have created 30-pound turkeys." TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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