There is a noble manner of being poor and who does not know it will never
be rich.
- Seneca
Poor is the man who does not know his own intrinsic worth and tends to measure everything
by relative value. A man of financial wealth who values himself by his financial net worth
is poorer than a poor man who values himself by his intrinsic self worth.
- Sidney Madwed
Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason.
- Henry Fielding
However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names.
Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new
things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and
keep your thoughts. God will see that you do want society.
- Henry David Thoreau
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
- Mae West
Poverty is the worst form of violence.
- Mahatma Gandhi
ba-thet-ic
adjective - a term which indicates a ludicrous descent from the sublime to the ridiculous
in speech or writing; anti-climax.[Greek bathos, depth]
Your bathetic cover and cover story insinuate that
a better mousetrap may somehow confer ownership of the Internet upon Microsoft's CEO.
Joseph D. Adams, letter to TIME page 4, October 7, 1996.
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES Job Application Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible
record of forecasting for the TV news program. He became something of a
local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his predictions and
showed that he'd been wrong almost three hundred times in a single year. That kind of notoriety was enough to get him fired. He moved to another part of the country and applied for a similar job. One blank on the job application called for the reason for leaving his previous position. Hopkins wrote, "The climate didn't agree with me."
Important Warnings
Submitted by John L. Bechtel to WITandWISDOM(tm)
Yes, I Know Her! A lady tried to cash her check in the bank but had no identification on her. Good Dog A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the
personnel director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must
type at least 60 words per minute." "The Escaped Ape" One day an ape escaped from the Bronx Zoo. They searched for him everywhere, in every
You May Enter I heard it at the hospital where I work
TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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