God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be
deaf.
- Thomas Brooks
What men usually ask for when they pray to God is, that two and two may not make
four.
- Russian Proverb
Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.
- Hippocrates Regimen in Health
Unless, before then, the prayer assist me which rises from a heart that lives in grace:
what avails the other, which is not heard in heaven.
- Dante Alighieri , The Divine Comedy, Purgatorio. [c. 1310 - 1321]
Six hours in sleep, in law's grave study six, Four spend in prayer, the rest on Nature
fix.
- Sir Edward Coke Translation quoted by COKE. From The Pandects Luther
Prayer is the soul's sincere desire,
Uttered or unexpressed;
The motion of a hidden fire
That trembles in the breast.
- James Montgomery What Is Prayer?
sop·o·rif·ic adjective. 1. Inducing or tending to
induce sleep. 2. Drowsy. --sop·o·rif·ic noun. A drug or other substance that induces
sleep; a hypnotic.
It was certainly the effect of the soporific draught, for, instead of exerting my strength, I sunk without motion,
though not without sense, on his shoulder, my limbs refusing to obey my will.
Mary Wollstonecraft
Maria, or the Wrongs of Woman
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
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An accountant worked for a conglomerate. For the last twenty years, every month he had been diverting a small amount of cash for himself. Finally, came the day he figured he had enough to retire. So he handed in his resignation, put the money in a large suitcase and headed for parts unknown. The airline lost the suitcase.
Why did Moses wander around the desert for 40 years? Three religious men are discussing when life begins. Moses told his followers after he came down from the mountain, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is that adultery's still in." From: Speaker's Encyclopedia of Jokes, Puns, Riddles, Quotations & Alternate Dictionary / Prodigy The Painting From: John Nunley, Dust off your Funny Bone Mailing List The boss of a large corporation needed to call one of his employees
about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home
phone number and was greeted with a childs whispered, "Hello?". From: Funny Pages Mailing List drinkeii@moose.erie.net TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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