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- Sophia Loren |
Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less, say more, hate less, love more, and all good things will be yours. - Swedish proverb |
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- Paul Obis, creator of Vegetarian Times, on his decision to start eating meat, 1997
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Never play cards with a man named Doc, and never eat at a place called Mom's - John O'Hara |
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- Miss Piggy (Muppet character, by Jim Henson/Frank Oz)
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na·tiv·i·ty
noun. 1. Birth, especially the place, conditions, or circumstances of being
born. 2. Nativity.a. The birth of Jesus. b. A representation, such as a painting, of Jesus's birth.
c. Christmas. 3. A horoscope for the time of
one's birth. [Middle English nativite, from Old French, from Latin n³tºvit³s³tºvit³s, from n³tºvus, born.]
I replied that England (the dear place of my nativity)
was computed to produce three times the quantity of food more than its inhabitants are
able to consume, as well as liquors extracted from grain, or pressed out of the fruit of
certain trees, which made excellent drink, and the same proportion in every other
convenience of life. But in order to feed the luxury and intemperance of the males and the
vanity of the females, we sent away the greatest part of our necessary things to other
countries, from whence, in return, we brought the materials of diseases, folly, and vice
to
spend among ourselves.
GULLIVER'S TRAVELS
Jonathan Swift
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
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TODAY'S QUESTION National Whiners Day, which first began in 1986, falls on the day after what holiday?
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"White Christmas" Questions and answers from: J. Stephen Lang, The Big Book of American Trivia (Wheaton, IL: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc, 1997). |
Merry Christmas Christmas Quotation, Fact and Inspiration.
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After almost twenty years teaching kindergarten, Miss Grover had composed a note which she had each child carry home at the end of the first week of school. It read,
From: "Funny Pages Mailing List" funny-pages@plato.ens.gu.edu.au Me and a friend of mine, Andy Jones, were both talking about shaving recently. He made the comment: "You know, I keep on cutting my tongue when I shave." "What? How in the world do you do that?" He replied angrily, "Well okay then, Mr Know-it-all, how do you clean *your* razor?"
TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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