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Everything I Ever Learned, I Learned It From Meg
1. You can handle it.
2. Never sell your soul for a man.
3. Never sell your soul anyway.
4. One outfit is enough for one girl.
5. Make sure your boyfriend has a flying horse.
6. You're in love but never say it aloud.
7. It's a chilly night so remember to wear something warm - like an almoust transparent shawl...
8. People do crazy things for love.
9. Get a boyfriend twice as big as you are.
10. There's not much to do in the Underworld: mostly you just go round and round and round...
11. It may sometimes be useful to have weak ankles.
12. What does Herc have in common with Take That? -The Fanclub.
13. Snakes and little boys are never what they look like.
14. Big eyes, lots of hair and a small waist can make you a Disney heroine, too.
15. No man is worth the aggravation.
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