Megara's Memorable Moments
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Hercules: Halt! Nessus: Step aside, two legs. Hercules: Pardon me, my good, uh, uh..... sir. I'll have to ask you to release that young... Megara: Keep movin', junior Hercules: ...lady. But you-- are-aren't you a damsel in distress? Megara: I am a damsel, I am in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day. |
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Hercules: Are you, uh, all right, Miss, uh--
Megara: Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any
friends. So, did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorials? |
| Megara: Well, you know how men are. They think that
"no" means "yes" and "get lost" means "take
me, I'm yours". Don't worry, Shorty here can explain it to ya later. Well, thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice. |
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Hades: I need someone who can... handle him as a man.
Megara: Hey, I've sworn off manhandling. |
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