* Rurouni Kenshin Manga Translation *
* Volume three: The reason to act *
* Chapter eighteen: Kenshingumi's reverse attack *

Hyottoko: Woah! Oh...

Megumi: A force generated by the winds of movement hath been maneuvered to
balance off the fire... *He be not the normal band of kenkaku! This man's
real identity wouldst be...*

Hyottoko: (grabbing the barrel on his back) Do not ascend to cloud nine too
hastily!

Kaoru: ! He wishes to refuel the lost oil!

(Kenshin dashes forward but stops in realization of something)

Kenshin: Sanosuke...

Sano: I thank thee for the assistance, however, that piece of meat shall as
mentioned be mine! Deep blushes! I wish to regenerate a afresh battle with
that one!

Kenshin: ... This undeserving one hath understood. The matter shall be
entrusted to thee!

Sano: There wouldst be no hitches! Entrust to me!

Kaoru: Hey! Wherefore all these I-am-cool-thou-art-too! Sano's right leg
hath been gravely injured!

(a barrel smashes to the ground)

Hyottoko: Refuel accomplished! (he opens his mouth) Never hath seen a more
brainless head of likened yours, a injury so greatly burned yet the
insistence to show yourself up!

Sano: Thou art truly he who earns the brainless head, how much longer shall
you imagine the children's art to continue!

(Hyottoko gets angry)

Hyottoko: There be no doubt I must reduce thou all to ashes... (sucks in a
huge draught of air) dare you all call mine most cherished death strike move
as a sideshow skill, children's art -

(clicks his teeth)

Hyottoko: I want you to be holey in burns of fire! (a very big flame)

Beshimi: A massive fire spit-out! Let us see where you wouldst escape to of
now!

Sano: Do not employ these stinking instincts!

(only using minimal blocking, he dashes towards the center of the fire)

Hyottoko: !?

Beshimi: WHAT?

Kenshin: An excellently accurate judgment! Since the route of escape be
blocked, wherefore not travel head-first for the opponent, and thus lessened
all injury opportunities to the lowest percentage...

Sano: (as he reaches into Hyottoko's mouth) HEEEEOOYAAAH!

Hyottoko: Mumhgh huh?

Sano: Pray you lend me the children art's instrumental prop for some time!
(he pulls)

Hyottoko: Hwah... ho... kua...

(Sano pulls an entire sack out of Hyottoko's mouth)

Sano: Hah! Your 'most cherished death strike move' wouldst be this unclean
oil sack.

Hyottoko: Hu... ku...

Sano: Thou hath not a shimmer of victory gleam, honestly surrender and admit
your defeat!

Hyottoko: (noticing something) Thou little patch!... Heheh!

Sano: !

Hyottoko: Thou art the actual one without a shimmer of victory gleam! Both
thy upper limbs hath been blackened to such a state by me, I do not believe
you wouldst utilize the fists to -

(Sano sends him a heel kick)

Hyottoko: HIT ME!?

(he falls backwards)

Sano: A duel do not merely reply upon the curled up punches, there wouldst
be times where the feet come as requirements, however, thy legs be so short,
I myself guesses that you would not clearly understand this point!

(Hyottoko falls to the ground. Sano turns to look at Kenshin)

Sano: 'Twas too teaseful! (thumbs-up)

Kenshin: Big words clad thee still, see how thy entire worthy body hath been
mutilated by burns! (lets out a huff of air)

(holds his hands up)

Kenshin: However, the eventual victory be acquired... no matter how the view
be based on which, no one shall be able to deny thy great powress...

Sano: Art those truly from thy heart!

Megumi: ... how powerful... Who wouldst the two of these be... ?

Kaoru: I hath spoken, you do not understand them! They would be the most
entrusted and cherished - fellow in hand!

(Megumi looks at her)

Kaoru: (running towards Sano who has Kenshin off the floor by his collar)
There be no problems in thy flesh?

(Megumi stares at the trio)

Kaoru: Wow! The injuries do not look light! This victory wouldst be won by
strained means!

Kenshin: Surely not so?

Sano: What did thou sayeth - !

Megumi: *Fellow in hand -*

Kenshin: (turning to look at her) - !

Kaoru: By way! (looking at Hyottoko on the ground) What of this fellow now!

Sano: That would be so! How about a pail of water to awaken him!

Beshimi: Darnation... detestable... who would have thought, that Hyottoko
shall be rid of in two thirds of a stroke... shall we eat the humble defeat
yet again... ! (looks to a side) No...

(looking at Megumi)

Beshimi: *Push and pull the words, all these hath been incurred by Takani
Megumi! If thou slut hath not escaped on the day I resumed duties, today
would not have been so...*

(holding a dart)

Beshimi: I do not fathom why Takeda Kanryuu cares so much about you... but
today's frustrations credit to you... *I wouldst not let you scot-free so
simply!*

(Kenshin snapping)

Kenshin: *Killing 'ki'!* Every soul perk up! There be another nearby...

Beshimi: I will now finish you off!

Kenshin: (looks up) Up there!

(Beshimi flicks the dart)

Megumi: !?

(everybody looks on, shocked as the dart flies towards Megumi)

Yahiko: Red alert! (uses his hand to block the dart)

Beshimi: WHAT!

Kaoru: Yahiko!

(Yahiko falls face flat with a bump)

Kaoru: (grabbing his hand) Thou little fellow! How really art thou seven
eights of a chaos and mess, not knowing what be good for you!

Yahiko: 'Tis painful!

Kaoru: However small a dart claims, how shall it be should the heart or
liver accomodate the throw! A danger seen wouldst be well seen as a retreat!

Yahiko: Do not profess foolish utterings! I may not clearly know the ways
things do wave into one, however what Kenshin and Sano wish to accomplish
would be protecting this lady!

(Megumi looking utterly confused)

Yahiko: As a member of the Kenshingumi, let the opponent be as powerful as
he wishes, I myself should lend a hand of help too!

(he starts to try to stand)

Yahiko: Have that more glimmer of confidence in one's disciple canst you...

(His eyes stares in shock and then collapses into the ground)

Kaoru: Huh?

(notices something)

Kaoru: (Yahiko's eyeballs blurring) YAHIKO!

Sano: *There be poison!* Oh no no!

Beshimi: Heheheh! Know mine powress all! That little fellow has no more than
an hour of breath! Lethal poison Rasenbyo! What I myself, Oniwabanshu's
Beshimi cherishes as the proudest move! All shall not leak in the pouring
out of mine poisoned dart doom! You shall be next! Red-haired little -

(his dart faces nowhere)

Beshimi: - freak?

(Kenshin is behind him in the sky)

Beshimi: ! Wah yah!

(as Kenshin smacks him to the ground)

Beshimi: (falling with a bump)

Kenshin: !

(Beshimi's outfit clading only a log)

(Hanya has grabbed Beshimi and is standing in front of Hyottoko)

Hanya: ...

Kenshin: *A sharp sense of dodge... !*

Kaoru: Kenshin! Yahiko he be... he be -

Sano: Yahiko, thou unknowingly foolish fellow! Pull thyself together now!
YAHIKO!

Kaoru: YAHIKO!

(Megumi looks down at Yahiko with indecisive eyes)

Kaoru: YAHIKO!

Kenshin: ...

END TRANSLATION

(c) Nobuhiro Watsuki		Translation: ruroken@geocities.com

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