Parker, Dorothy

"The two most beautiful words in the English language are : 'Cheque enclosed'."

"If all the girls at the Yale Prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them."

"Brevity is the soul of lingerie." - attributed

"Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses."
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