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"The older you get the more you like to tell it like it used to be."

"Irony is when you buy a suit with two pairs of pants, and then burn a hole in the coat."

"We spend too much time confessing other people's sins."

"Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like."

"Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver."

"A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't take any more stupid chances."

"Criticism is a step towards social reform."

"Success is more attitude than aptitude."