"You sparkle with larceny." - Wilson Mizner

"One may be continually abusive without saying any thing just; but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty." - JANE AUSTEN, Pride and Prejudice

"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult." - LORD CHESTERFIELD, Letters to His Son

"It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it." - SENECA, De Ira

"If a man's character is to be abused, say what you will, there's nobody like a relation to do the business." - WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY, Vanity Fair

"Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?" - Meissner, Michael