"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star." - Fred Allen

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." - Alfred Hitchcock

"I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience." - Wilson Mizner

"In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing." - Will Rogers