"One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop." - Weilacher, G. M.

"If builders built buildings they way computer programmers write programs, the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed all civilization." - Weinberg's Law

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Zwanzig, Carl