"USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean 'idiot.'" - Barry, Dave

"What Every Computer Consultant Needs to Know: 1) In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. 2) Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them." - Murphy's Computer Laws [Finagle's Rules]

"The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea." - Unknown