"Television--a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done." - Kovacs, Ernie

"I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." - Marx, Groucho [Julius Henry] (1895-1977)

"Anyone who tries to make a distinction between education and entertainment doesn't know the first thing about either." - McLuhan, Marshall

"The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel." - 'Taxi'