"Deus ex machina. T: 'A god from the machine.'" - Menander (c342-292 B.C.) in 'The Woman Possesed with a Divinity', fragment 227

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." - Moore, Dudley

"Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph." - Samuels, Jim