"Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job." - 'Bits & Pieces'

"There's no problem so large it can't be solved by killing the user off, deleting their files, closing their account and reporting their REAL earnings to the IRS." - Bastard Operator from Hell [Anke Bodzin]

"The social problems raised by science must be faced and solved by the humanities." - Dodd, Harold

"It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them." - Jewish Proverb