"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." - Woody Allen

"To ask the hard question is simple." - W. H. Auden, The Question

"'Why can't people just learn to live together in peace and harmony?' said Arthur.
Ford gave a loud, very hollow laugh.
'Forty-two!' he said with a malicious grin, 'No, doesn't work. Never mind.'"
- Adams, Douglas

"Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson? Norm: A little early, isn't it Woody? Woody: For a beer? Norm: No, for stupid questions." - Peterson, Norman [Norm!] in 'Let Sleeping Drakes Lie', 'Cheers'

"The secret to finding the answer lies in asking the right question. If you ask the right question, the answer takes care of itself." - Shigan, Jeriba

"The only stupid question is the one that is never asked, except maybe 'Don't you think it is about time you audited my return?' or 'Isn't it morally wrong to give me a warning when, in fact, I was speeding?'" - Unknown 15-Year Old