"How long have you known me, Jack? And you 'still' can't spell my name." - Berra, Yogi [Lawrence Peter[ (1925- ) When Jack Buck, St Louis sportscaster, paid Yogi for an interv

"I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your pleased too no, Its letter perfect in it's weigh, My checker tolled me sew." - Minor, Janet 'Spellbound'

"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." - Twain, Mark [pseudonym of Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835-1910)

"Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell." - Unknown