Sex would smell like chocolate

Farts would smell like roses

Dogs would smell spring fresh

Babies would come from vending machines

Men would be born with a permanent erection

All women would have the same size breasts

There would be no cellulite

Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE

Men would be born with an "OFF" switch

There would be no "Tittie Bars"....Male Revue would continue

Every man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife

All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii

Men would inherit the menstrual cycle

Men would come with software to be custom designed

Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife

Men would have built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth

Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches

Sex would last longer than 30 seconds

Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek

Viagra would be an over the counter drug