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by
James Fletcher Baxter
The Eternal Handwashing and Side-Step Society is holding its
ANNUAL RIVER-SELL DOWN AWARDS PROGRAM, SLAM DANCE,
AND SUPER-SEMINAR.
Nominations are open for Outstanding Public Sector Groups. The Awards
will be presented at the Super-Seminar Events, which include:
"How To Get The Individual To SHUT UP About His Own Rights!"
*Staff Only Leader: Ms. Anon Moon-Zero
*Target Practice With Your Hat PRIZES!!!
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"How YOU Can Hide In THE GROUP Without Getting Lice, B,O., or Ringworm"
*Leader:Dr Koff Hockey,PHh+ author of 'Pygmies To Match Our Mole Hills'
*Reserved Seating for Klinton Kissies and other Useful Idiots
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"Side-Stepping Made Easy and Still Look Trendy-Chic"
*Leader: Local Rep International Buffoon Brotherhood
*PSA Smile Look-Alike Contest BALLOONS!
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"What CAN We Do With Agency-Shop Fees and Unified Dues?"
*The Silly-Person-Leader is OPEN to Suggestions
*Sand and mallets available BALLOONS!
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"Recognizing Public Sector Shinola"
*For Public Sector Union Bosses ONLY
*DOOR Prizes: BIG Crayons and Coloring Books! (No words)
*Limited Seating: BRING Stool or Parrot Perch
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"Taking A Flying Leap - Is It Science or A Rolling Doughnut?"
*For Field Reps ONLY (WARNING: BIG WORDS)
*Pointed Hats, Kazoo, and Bor-Gor Masks Available MORE BALLOONS!
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"Flying Large Kites - Fact, Fairy Tale, or Fantasy?"
*A SING-ALONG Led by the Flat Rock Targeteers!
*Bring Clothes Pin, Cotton Balls, and Sweeping Compound
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"Really, Now, Should We Shinny Up The Nearest Banana Tree?"
*PROS/No Cons: An Audio Visual on LEG-UPS!
*GROUPS ONLY! Individuals not admitted. BALLOONS!!!
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SLAM DANCING on the Crystal-Palm Terrace to the STRAINS of 'The Punk-
Junk-Klump' direct from starring on the TWSS# Telethon and playing
their HIT Tune, "The Raised Dais and High-Backed-Chair FRUMPY."
WELCOME FRIENDS!!!
The flyer never said when but I'm sure a local rep will be sending
a Letter to the Editor to tell us where we can go. I can hardly wait!
I sure hope someone sends a copy to the NEA and the AFT, or the Fed Dept
of Ed. They could win THE BIG PRIZE, and, they do "The Funky Bunky!"
I'll be there with my Roseland Dance Card. I'll be the one with the spit-
curl side-burns and Turkey-Feather in my nose!I'll wear my new Semper Fi
red, white, and blue John Wayne Wedgies and Star-Spangled Therapeutic
Dancing Helmet.
I sure hope the Band plays, "Ollie-Ollie-Oxen-Free!" Whee! (You lead.)
One-three-one-three-one-...
+PHh: phone home
#TWSS:Terminal Whited-
Sepulchre Syndrome
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