~~~Patrick, age 10~~~
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?", don't answer.
~~~Hannah, 9~~~
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
~~~Michael, 14~~~
Stay away from prunes.
~~~Randy, 9~~~
Never pee on an electric fence.
~~~Robert, 13~~~
Don't squat with your spurs on.
~~~Noronha, 13~~~
Don't pull your dad's finger when he tells you to.
~~~Emily, 10~~~
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
~~~Taylia, 11~~~
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
~~~Traci, 14~~~
Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers.
~~~Mitchell, 12~~~
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac.
~~~Andrew, 9~~~
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
~~~Kyoyo, 9~~~
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
~~~Armir, 9~~~
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
~~~Kellie, 11~~~
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
~~~Naomi, 15~~~
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
~~~Lauren, 9~~~
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
~~~Joel, 10~~~
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
~~~Alyesha, 13~~~
Never try to baptize a cat.
~~~Eileen, 8~~~
