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Purple Bus Elephants are real.
That (above) is a photo of a Purple Bus Elephant.
They live in Paris, London, Athens, New York, Syndey, and Rome.
It's true.
And this (above) is an Elite Force of Hunters of Purple Bus Elephants in New York City.
And here (above again) is what you should use for a safe and effective bait when hunting the Purple Bus Elephant.
And here we have the professional hunter's choice of On The Ground Equipment for catching the Purple Bus Elephant.
And here is just a photo no one needs to see and I can't believe I found on the internet.
Here are three people who are unsucessfully trying to capture a Purple Bus Elephant. They are going about it all wrong. Never form tight circles. Tight circles scare Purple Bus Elephants.
And here are two men who obviously, for one reason or another, think they have caught a Purple Bus Elephant. They look happy now, but when they discover their mistake? Who knows what ugly words will fly.