THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:

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Make a wish!!!

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No, really, go on and make one!!!

Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!

Wish something else!!!

Not that, you pervert!!

STOP!!!!

Wasn't that fun? :)

Hope you made a great wish :)

Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you

don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a

mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.  It's true!

Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!

Really!!! Here's how it goes:

*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending

them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending

them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending

them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for

sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house.

Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

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Hello, and thank you for reading this letter.  You see, there is a starving

little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents,

and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time

you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless

Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.  Oh, and remember,

we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a

complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the

next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or

6 people, you will die instantly.  Thanks again!!

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Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is

absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as

many sad pricks with nothing better to do.

So this is how it works... Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7

minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

*Bizarre Horror Story #1

Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently

received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the

sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of

poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall.

Not only did she smell nasty, she died.  This Could Happen To You!!!

*Bizarre Horror Story #2

Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored

it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some

people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to

eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. This Could Happen To You Too!!!

Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter

to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.

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As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.  Send it to all your friends.

FRIENDS:

A friend is someone who is always at your side.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your

breath smells like you've been eating cat food.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full

of assholes.

A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself.

A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your

sad, sad life.

A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you

should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs.

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check

and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no, sorry that's the cleaning

lady.

A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his

wish of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again!

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If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or

luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.  If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana

with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only

savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail,

otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now forward this to everyone

that you know otherwise you'll find all your knickers missing tomorrow

morning.