I know what you guys are thinking, what's the fun in an alcohol free drinking game? There isn't any, but it does give you something to do other than suffer through End of Evangelion for the fifty-sixth time. Also, since this is a non-alcoholic drinking game you can put the money you saved on beer towards a hat or something. Here are the events for the game.
Misato has a beer.
Asuka yells at someone.
Every time Asuka says Dummkopf. (thanks to Nanaki for the correction)
Gendo does something sinister and vague.
A building is damaged or destroyed.
There is a bad physics joke.
Kaji hits on Misato.
Shinji calls Misato a slob or lazy.
A river of blood appears.
You see the image of Shinji as a child crying.
Misato is drinking.
An Eva is severely damaged.
Shinji backs down.
Someone dies (End of Evangelion only)
You see a Rei clone
Someone says LCL.
There's a misapplication of philosophy or science.
Maya whines.
A black monolith appears.
SOMETHING DOESN'T MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE!
When someone starts having a breakdown.
Kaworu says something well that can be considered kind of fruity.
Asuka plays with Shinji's mind.
Someone takes a bath
You can see down Asuka's shirt.
Rei dies.
Someone or something gets crucified.
Shinji runs away.
Asuka calls Rei a B*tch
Toji exposes himself.
Ritsuko starts hacking.
Someone commits suicide
Asuka does something nice for someone else.
Rei smiles.
Misato isn't drinking beer at home (the first time only).
Gendo does something neither evil, nor mean.
Shinji is very happy.
Eva unit 1 doesn't get totaled after a battle.
An angel doesn't appear to cause trouble.
Rei doesn't get maimed, killed, or nearly killed.
Someone has complete faith in an Evangelion from first sight.
You feel that you truly understand what The End of Evangelion means.
Unit 1 goes berserker and eats that damn angel!!!! (Thanks to Jean for the event).
You hear actually understand that the series falls apart by episode 24 of the TV series.
You find out that the voice actresses for both the English and Japanese cast married someone from the production.
Gendo puts on a top hat and uses a cane and does a soft shoe in Central Dogma.
Legal Stuff and information about the page
Neon Genesis Evangelion was created by Gainix, TV Tokyo and Project Eva.
Distributed in North America by ADV Vision (The TV Series) and Manga Entertainment
(The
soon to be released movies). Also the manga is available through Viz Comics.
This
page was inspired by Riff13's
You know you're watching too much Evangelion Page . This is something
called a "parody" as in not to be taken seriously. We are taking
the position of fair use with the mild use of images on the page. This is and
always
will be a fan effort to lighten up Eva Fans. Don't play drinking games it's
bad. No brain cells were harmed in the making of this drinking game.